"Kill" the person above you!

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You are drafted into a futuristic war, and during a battle you are shot by the enemy--not fatally, but you do pass out from the pain.

One of your comrades finds your body and, thinking you're dead, goes into a rampage of revenge against the enemy, continuing to shoot even after there's no one else in the area. You wake and get up to tell him to stop wasting bullets, but you startle him and he accidentally shoots you, killing you.
I aim to misbehave.

Is it weird in here, or is it just me? --Steven Wright




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You get invites to a One Direction concert. You attend, it turns ugly and the audience gets eaten by the manager.
The band members then eat the manager and then are crushed by a fallen space-rock.
Turns out the space-rock somehow was a shooting star dragged out of orbit due to a small child wishing for it to fall.
DFTBA.
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"We're best friends, right?"
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"A scattered dream that's like a far-off memory. A far-off memory that's like a scattered dream. I want to line the pieces up--yours and mine."




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You died from shock after watching what unfolded at the concert.
"If you're going through hell, keep going."
-Winston Churchill

"You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life."
-Winston Churchill

It is impossible to reason with idiots.
-unknown




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How do I kill a dead man?
Someone just needs a high five.... In the face... With a chair.

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While you ponder this question a piano falls next to you and you scream so long you die from lack of oxygen


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I'm not really sure I guess you'll have to come up with something extra creative :)
"If you're going through hell, keep going."
-Winston Churchill

"You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life."
-Winston Churchill

It is impossible to reason with idiots.
-unknown




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The band Theory of a Deadman sees your name, suspects plagiarism of some sort, and summons up the forces of evil who know how to kill a dead man.
I aim to misbehave.

Is it weird in here, or is it just me? --Steven Wright




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Your cunning mind has brought the end of the world quicker than we thought.
"If you're going through hell, keep going."
-Winston Churchill

"You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life."
-Winston Churchill

It is impossible to reason with idiots.
-unknown




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You got killed by the piano who killed munchkin because he didn't want to kill him :P
“The strong person is not the one who can wrestle someone else down. The strong person is the one who can control himself when he is angry.”

“It is better to sit alone than in company with the bad; and it is better still to sit with the good than alone.”




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Your prince charming actually find his way to you, and when you see him you gasp so hard that your lungs explode.
This is our routine. Day and night, all we do is survive; it never lets up. He tells me how these streets were crowded with people just going about their lives.. must've been nice.~Ellie




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You are walking in the woods when a wolf comes up to you. You, being who you are, begin to play with the wolf thinking it was friendly. The wolf ends up dragging you back to the rest of the pack and they tear you limb from limb.
"If you're going through hell, keep going."
-Winston Churchill

"You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life."
-Winston Churchill

It is impossible to reason with idiots.
-unknown




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(lol)
You get killed by your homework Because you don't complete it on time, it murders you and then burns you and grinds you and then puts you in the oven and let's you dry in the sunlight and repeat this for one whole day.
“The strong person is not the one who can wrestle someone else down. The strong person is the one who can control himself when he is angry.”

“It is better to sit alone than in company with the bad; and it is better still to sit with the good than alone.”




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Your three fingers come to life and strangle you to death.
"If you're going through hell, keep going."
-Winston Churchill

"You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life."
-Winston Churchill

It is impossible to reason with idiots.
-unknown




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Your avatar comes to live and pulls you inside your PC and when it does you find out you have to solve every maths problem in the world...you know what happens next XD
“The strong person is not the one who can wrestle someone else down. The strong person is the one who can control himself when he is angry.”

“It is better to sit alone than in company with the bad; and it is better still to sit with the good than alone.”




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You fail to write the next chapter of your Love Story and angry fans attack you causing you to fall and hit your head and die.
"If you're going through hell, keep going."
-Winston Churchill

"You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life."
-Winston Churchill

It is impossible to reason with idiots.
-unknown




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Ouch...

Because your bands gets very famous justin Bieber comes and kills you lol
“The strong person is not the one who can wrestle someone else down. The strong person is the one who can control himself when he is angry.”

“It is better to sit alone than in company with the bad; and it is better still to sit with the good than alone.”



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