"Kill" the person above you!

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Gets used as a battering ram at Fort Knox.




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Birdbirdbirdbirdbirdbirdbirdbird pecked you! And reeeaaaly hard. :(
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"People's feelings are memories that transcend time[that's why they're so hard to forget]." - Steins;Gate(Makise)
"I'm not stupid. I'm just too lazy to show how smart I am." -Hyouka(Oreki)




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Am I allowed to kill myself? Because I really want to.
*dies of boredom on YWS*

(Gosh, I can't wait for school to start!)
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"People's feelings are memories that transcend time[that's why they're so hard to forget]." - Steins;Gate(Makise)
"I'm not stupid. I'm just too lazy to show how smart I am." -Hyouka(Oreki)




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*Brings back to life, 'accidentally' drops off building*




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Turned into a droid by Yawgmoth.
vulgus vult decipi, ergo decipiatur






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Eaten alive by a giant, nine-legged spider.
Veni. Vidi. Vici.

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hints of jungles or mountains, a tropic grace
or the cool eyes of sea-gazers. -EB

Love thy mangoes or die.




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Exterminated by a... spider... exterminator...
I just got my way :elephant: living every day




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Formaldehyde Poisoning.
"Do not spoil what you have by desiring what you have not; remember that what you now have was once among the things you only hoped for." - Epicurus
"I didn't lie! I just created fiction with my mouth." - Homer




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Lung Cancer. /~\
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"People's feelings are memories that transcend time[that's why they're so hard to forget]." - Steins;Gate(Makise)
"I'm not stupid. I'm just too lazy to show how smart I am." -Hyouka(Oreki)




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Died of thirst. Too bad, you really should have had more "aqua".
I just got my way :elephant: living every day




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;)

Don't keep your mouth so wide open all the time, my friend. You'll freeze. In a figurative/literal/killing way. ^u^
HERE>>OTAKU FOR LIFE<<HERE
"People's feelings are memories that transcend time[that's why they're so hard to forget]." - Steins;Gate(Makise)
"I'm not stupid. I'm just too lazy to show how smart I am." -Hyouka(Oreki)




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You are walkinghomeone day when you areswallowed whole by a massive flying carnivorous schoolbus.
But you live!
Unfortunately (inside the bus) you are all alone for the next 3 weeks with minimum food and only mathbooks to read.

Then you escape, only to be arrested by authorities because they think you're a physco killer, and are sentence to a death sentence.

Luckily everything is clearedup intime and you walk free...

Only to be hit on the head by a small falling stone..

You die.
Friends are like rainbows,They brighten up your life when you've been through a storm.:)




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You dream that someone shoots you in the head only to awaken and realize that you actually were shot in the head. That doesn't kill you; the shock of surviving does.
Now there's a delicious irony.

:)
"Elementary, my dear Watson"
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Spoiler
SPOILED!!!




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You are killed by a large, ax-wielding frost giant...
My silence is my sound...
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Turn your wounds into your wisdom.




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You get caught by huge hawk and get carried away to it's nest on-the-cliff.
And you get shredded to bits and it feeds you to it's wittle babies.

Oh, I'm sorry you are a rabbit, right?
HERE>>OTAKU FOR LIFE<<HERE
"People's feelings are memories that transcend time[that's why they're so hard to forget]." - Steins;Gate(Makise)
"I'm not stupid. I'm just too lazy to show how smart I am." -Hyouka(Oreki)



If you ever find yourself in the wrong story, leave.
— Mo Willems