I regret to inform you that you have read all 44 chapters of My Immortal. You have given it five stars on Goodreads. You have completed 785 words of an article on it for the Journal of Writing Research, and linked to it on your CV.
@VankousFrost died from frostbite and hypothermia while surfing in Alaska.
Dumbledore: "Now, it's great that you've been saving the school and all Harry, but unfortunately your grades have been a tad low, and, well... perhaps Gandalf could explain it better... hit it, Gandalf!
necromancer was very successful in the dark arts however on his fourteenth reanimation he misplaced his protection charm and the skeleton he gave life overtook him. @Necromancer14 r.i.p.
@TypoWithoutCoffee hadn't had her coffee and made a typo in a message that had to say "bill me" to an online cashier and instead, it said "kill me", so they killed her.
(Sounds like me since I love animals and nature. In Africa, the only possibility for this death is a leopard but I expect you mean cougars.)
@TypoWithoutCoffee While strolling amongst his/her coffee plants/trees he encounters a pesky group of baboons that he knows all too well. They are the reason for his typos. He has vowed once to never let them get away with it as long as he/she can apprehend them. Unfortunately, their clan leader is brave, mauling him/her to death. May your coffee beans grow. MCG, TypoWithoutCoffee.
@lehmanf had an allergic reaction to cat hair and sneezed herself to death
"u and rina are systematically watering down the grammar of yws" - Atticus "From the fish mother to the fish death god." - lehmanf "A fish stole my identity. I blame shady" - Omni [they/he]
@MailicedeNamedy you miss the last ever bus to the grocery store and get taken by the geese as you try to walk there yourself
"u and rina are systematically watering down the grammar of yws" - Atticus "From the fish mother to the fish death god." - lehmanf "A fish stole my identity. I blame shady" - Omni [they/he]
xD Oh my god... That could actually really happen to me.
@ShadowVyper During a trip into the forest, you lose sight of the group and have to spend the night in a bear cave. You are protected and fed by the bears there, only to be killed in a human-on-human fight they have every full moon night with stray humans they collected.
Someday, everything is going to go right for you, and it will be so wonderful you won't even know what to do. — Hannelore Ellicott-Chatham, Questionable Content
