@Hkumar wondered what could possibly be so disgusting about turd ice cream and he ate some. It was so gross that he killed himself so that he didn't have to taste it anymore.
Dumbledore: "Now, it's great that you've been saving the school and all Harry, but unfortunately your grades have been a tad low, and, well... perhaps Gandalf could explain it better... hit it, Gandalf!
@HarryHardy jumped in a pool with his shoes on and was so horrified that his feet had gotten wet anyway that he drowned himself.
Dumbledore: "Now, it's great that you've been saving the school and all Harry, but unfortunately your grades have been a tad low, and, well... perhaps Gandalf could explain it better... hit it, Gandalf!
@NoobWriterIsHere was on his way to the grocery store when some angry monkeys from Jumanji attacked, stealing his wallet. When NoobWriter chased the monkeys, he got bitten by one of those huge mosquitoes and died.
Dumbledore: "Now, it's great that you've been saving the school and all Harry, but unfortunately your grades have been a tad low, and, well... perhaps Gandalf could explain it better... hit it, Gandalf!
@Vil found dead. After a long investigation it has been determined that you were caught in the middle of a secret war between they pandas and the koalas. After siding with the L.O.P (Legacy of Penguins: a chaotic neutral third party of mercanaries selling information to both sides) both the pandas and the koalas teamed up to kill you. This ended up stopping the 100 year war between the two species and you had a statue built in your honor (which gets beaten with tree branches and bamboo sticks every year on a national holiday that is similar to our independents days). You died but stoped much unnecessary violence. Good job!
@RadDog13579 decided to go to Australia on a vacation, but little did he know that in Australia, everything is trying to kill you.
So, the moment he arrived he was hospitalized from a snake, but the moment he left the hospital a shark jumped out of the nearby beach and ate him.
Dumbledore: "Now, it's great that you've been saving the school and all Harry, but unfortunately your grades have been a tad low, and, well... perhaps Gandalf could explain it better... hit it, Gandalf!
@Necromancer14 tried to do a fire spell, set his pants on fire, and jumped in the bathtub to put it out. He drowned. Again. @HarryHardy had to take him to the underworld to be scolded.
previously MomoandAppa, LordMomo, MomoMajesty, and dancingontheclouds
Fey he seemed, or the battle-fury of his fathers ran like new fire in his veins, and he was borne up on Snowmane like a god of old, even as Oromë the Great in the battle of the Valar when the world was young. - The Lord of the Rings: Return of the King
@ChieRynn decided she'll not stay indoors being afraid from a tropical hurricane. So she went outside to fly kites and enjoy the cool breeze. But she was blown away by the strong winds and was nowhere to be found.
Last edited by Hkumar on Tue Oct 13, 2020 5:01 am, edited 1 time in total.
@Hkumar thought he was a superman and tried to stop the death star laser by getting in its way.
Dumbledore: "Now, it's great that you've been saving the school and all Harry, but unfortunately your grades have been a tad low, and, well... perhaps Gandalf could explain it better... hit it, Gandalf!
@Necromancer14 accidentally created a portal to the underworld and was widely accepted as the leader of the local demon community. The problem arose when he came back to earth. The national guard didn't like seeing this person and their netherrealm friends coming through a portal and called in an air strike.
(@Hkumar honestly there's a good chance that'll happen)
Fey he seemed, or the battle-fury of his fathers ran like new fire in his veins, and he was borne up on Snowmane like a god of old, even as Oromë the Great in the battle of the Valar when the world was young. - The Lord of the Rings: Return of the King
@ChieRynn was a huge star wars fan, so she decided to get together with her friends and do a re-enactment of "Return of the Jedi."
Unfortunately for Chie, she was playing Darth Vader and the person playing the emperor had an actual tesla coil that Chie's scientifically ignorant friend used to electrocute Chie.
Dumbledore: "Now, it's great that you've been saving the school and all Harry, but unfortunately your grades have been a tad low, and, well... perhaps Gandalf could explain it better... hit it, Gandalf!
@Necromancer14 was just about to become first place in the forum posts, when a hacker hacked into his computer. He screeched, and his sister got so scared, that she ran to were @Necromancer14 was with her cup. Unfortunately, since she was unaware that her brother was a witch, she accidentally spilled water on Necromancer in her haste to get to him.
