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@Hkumar suffered a heart attack but was rushed to the hospital and survived. On the way back home he was run over by a car. After three months in hospital he survived again. He went on vacation and the plane that he was travelling on crashed. He survived it but the plane had crashed in the ocean and he was eaten by a shark.
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@HarryHardy woke up one day in Jurassic park. He wandered around uselessly until a velociraptor ate him for lunch.
Dumbledore: "Now, it's great that you've been saving the school and all Harry, but unfortunately your grades have been a tad low, and, well... perhaps Gandalf could explain it better... hit it, Gandalf!

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@Necromancer14 once got into a fight with a giant banana peel. He lost and died tragically of shame.
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@HarryHardy once woke up and saw that his notifications said 10,000. he died trying to reply to all the new posts on the forums because he forgot to eat and starved.
Dumbledore: "Now, it's great that you've been saving the school and all Harry, but unfortunately your grades have been a tad low, and, well... perhaps Gandalf could explain it better... hit it, Gandalf!

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@Necromancer14 saw that Harry Hardy somehow managed to reply despite being dead and died of shock.
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@HarryHardy walked along one day when he decided to test his invincibility and attempted to kill himself. Unfortunately, he succeeded and he died.
Dumbledore: "Now, it's great that you've been saving the school and all Harry, but unfortunately your grades have been a tad low, and, well... perhaps Gandalf could explain it better... hit it, Gandalf!

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@Necromancer14 decided to test his undead summoning ritual on himself. He failed.
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@HarryHardy decided to turn himself into a mortal and then punch Karnage in the face. It did not go well.
Dumbledore: "Now, it's great that you've been saving the school and all Harry, but unfortunately your grades have been a tad low, and, well... perhaps Gandalf could explain it better... hit it, Gandalf!

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@Necromancer14 mentioned Karnage in this thread. He was not amused.
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@HarryHardy tried to say what Karnage thought of Necromancer's post. Karnage disagreed with him, but was mostly angry about the fact that @HarryHardy had tried to put thoughts into his head.

@Harryhardy is now as flat as a pancake at the bottom of the ocean. (Though he's probably been eaten by deep sea scavengers by now)
Dumbledore: "Now, it's great that you've been saving the school and all Harry, but unfortunately your grades have been a tad low, and, well... perhaps Gandalf could explain it better... hit it, Gandalf!

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Ha, Karnage is...urrgh...I can't tell you because spoiler alert but uhh....he probably would just squash @Necromancer14 for suggesting what he should do.
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...But I was suggesting to him the same way that Khione was suggesting to Zeus.

Anyway @HarryHardy wrote a terrible death for Necromancer14 and Necromancer killed him in revenge.
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@Necromancer14 was being lazy in writing a death so he was excited for attempting to bore people to death.
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@HarryHardy slipped on a banana peel and fell down a sewer. In that sewer was a puke monster that ate @Harryhardy for breakfast.
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@Necromancer14 accidentally ate the turd ice-cream that he wanted to give to other YWSers. He could not live with this disgrace and decided to end his life by locking himself in the ice-cream freezer and died a cold death.
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