[[First post currrently under renovation]]
Let me start off by saying that I can be the gentlest reviewer in the world if you want me to be. It's just not my norm, so if you want a nice review as opposed to a harsh one, please specify.
I will ask that you please link me to whatever it is you want me to review. It makes my job easier, which means it's less time between you requesting and me reviewing.
What I will review: Anything. I don't care if it's your 12-year-old poetry or your avant-garde performance script, your prospective novel on its third draft or its twentieth, a first chapter or a last -- toss it at me.
If you're interested in editing your piece, I will award 50 points to anyone who can make me eat my words. Show me your improvements, show me the places where you've grown as a writer, not necessarily because of my critique but because of critique on the piece as a whole. It must be an edited work that I have reviewed in order to be eligible.
On novels: I will not read and review entire novels, only chapters.
I do tend to be fairly harsh. If you'd rather I not be, mention that in your request. If you want a review on some specific -- grammar, plot, characterization, punctuation, flow, dialogue -- mention that in your request. If you have a time-sensitive piece, such as a class assignment, that you need reviewed within 24 hours or so, mention that in your request. I'll do my best to accommodate you.
I will take only 1 request at a time. Please check my latest post in the thread to see if I've completed the last review!
//hangs up 'OPEN FOR BUSINESS' sign
