Tell Us The Last Thing You Said Out Loud

"No, fairness doesn't mean 'glasnost'." 0o

"I'll SUE you for ufair parenting... or... something...."-- Me

"Uh, no."

^ My mother wanted to know if I wanted to help her husk the corn-on-the-cob for dinner. No, I do not want to husk corn. Thank you. o.O

"Just remember to slop your drippers!"

"LLAMA LLAMA DUCK!"

"I cant stand the smoke"

*sarcastically* Oh... well, yay.

"Oy, well...it should be over there...I brought it in last night."

AAAH! ATTACK!
*fights with little brother*

*sigh*

"Can't talk right now a bear's eating my foot...Ow!"...I didn't want to talk to my friend that I've been avoiding...I couldn't think of any other reason to not talk to her unless I told her she's been an annoying, whiny b***h and all her problems are all her fault cause she's a w***e...I didn't want to be that mean...

It's not noticeable right now, but I don't want it to get bigger.

I'm losing my points?!?!?!

Not that I have many to begin with...

'...that's a question about masks. A reason -you're asking me?'

"Uh...thanks."