"There's nothing wrong with the createspace guy! He's posing!"
...brothers....
"Man needs music, literature, and painting--all those oases of perfection that make up art--to compensate for the rudeness and materialism of life." -Fernando Botero
"Mom? What did I just say?...no wait, I have to write what I'm saying right now down. Mom..what...did...i...just...say...right...now...no...wait...i...have...to...write...what...I'm...
saying...right...now...down..."
Many ask me if I see the glass as half full or half empty. Well, I don't know about you, but I see the glass as, WHO DRANK HALF OF MY MILK?!?!?!
I came into this world wrinkled and ugly. And no matter how much I accumulate here, it's a short journey. I will go out of this world wrinkled and ugly. So I enjoy life.
Come to think of it, I'm not exactly sure where that came from. Sometimes, I feel the need to shout out something random like that or a Habbejudawallap. My friends usually pretend that they don't know me after hearing that.
There once was a cat. He wasn’t particularly fat. Fuzzy was his favorite mat. And really, that was that.
Oh, but did you really think so? Keep reading, it’s just the start of the show! And as for how far this tale will go… Well, even the cat doesn’t know.
...brothers....
