"Chuck Norris can beat up Optimus Prime, the chick from Terminator 3 and Tony Danza at the same time. You're just lucky he's too busy protecting Texas."
Gotta a find a woman be good to me,
Who won't hide my liquor, try to serve me tea.
"Sometimes we see a cloud that's dragonish,
A vapour sometimes like a bear or lion,
A towered citadel, a pendant rock,
A forked mountain, or blue promontory,
With trees upon't that nod unto the world,And mock our eyes with air.."
"He who takes a life...it is as if he has destroyed an entire world....but he who saves one life, it is as if he has saved the world entire" Talmud Sanhedrin 4:5
!Hasta la victoria siempre! (Always, until Victory!)
-Ernesto "Che" Guevarra
