THE BESTEST STORY EVVAR!!!!!!

smaur · 2006-03-31T06:59:51Z

so im like REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY proud of this story and my mom said it was beatiful. so like obviously it's really really really really beatiful. plz say nice thingz abt it or I WILL TOTTALLY CRY!! ~*~*~*~* THE BESTEST STORY EVVAR!!!!!! ~*~*~*~* So liek 1nce upon a time there was this guy and he was eating pie and then HE WAS ATTACKKED BY THIS ANGRY MONSTER OF DOOM!!!!!!!!!! "Shoot,whattamI gonna do?"said the guy. i can't actually remember his name "um shutup b/c I'm EATING YOU" said the monster and then HE ATE HIM OH NO!!!!! and so like the guy is slidding down the monsters throat and then he gives the monster indiggestion LOLOL. so then he comes out and he's like, "TAKE THAT!!!!!" And the monster's like, "NO!!!" And then the guy's like, "YES!!!" And the monster's like, "NO!!!" and then they got run over by this truck. umm, plz dont be mean cuz I dont like it when ppl are mean to me. i cry and stuff. Sometimes I write angsty poettry. *courtesy of SPEW .

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Thu Apr 06, 2006 11:37 pm

Firestarter says... · Thu Apr 06, 2006 11:37 pm

Isn't "spew" something copyrighted in Harry Potter?

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Fri Apr 07, 2006 12:08 am

smaur says... · Fri Apr 07, 2006 12:08 am

OMG I LUV HARRYPOTTER!!!11

and liek the happy littel cute elf thingies!! omg~omg!

"He yanked himself free and fled to the kitchen where something huddled against the flooded windowpanes. It sighed and wept and tapped continually, and suddenly he was outside, staring in, the rain beating, the wind chilling him, and all the candle darkness inside lost."

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Fri Apr 07, 2006 12:10 am

Poor Imp says... · Fri Apr 07, 2006 12:10 am

This ought to be copied and printed. Blackmail, right? when Smaur is a famous writer. :wink:

liek omg! i coould soooo make so much mony like that!111

:lol:

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Fri Apr 07, 2006 12:12 am

smaur says... · Fri Apr 07, 2006 12:12 am

awwww u want 2 coppy my storey!! thats liek SO CUTE OMG!!!!!!

i luv u.

"He yanked himself free and fled to the kitchen where something huddled against the flooded windowpanes. It sighed and wept and tapped continually, and suddenly he was outside, staring in, the rain beating, the wind chilling him, and all the candle darkness inside lost."

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Sat Apr 08, 2006 10:10 pm

Sam says... · Sat Apr 08, 2006 10:10 pm

OMGZ!!!!!

This wuz sooooooo soooo awwwwsome GOOD WORK! plz write more soooon. Or I'm like gonna cry lolz

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Sat Apr 08, 2006 10:34 pm

Snoink says... · Sat Apr 08, 2006 10:34 pm

This totally deserves to be the featured work... :roll:

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Sun Apr 09, 2006 12:03 am

Elizabeth says... · Sun Apr 09, 2006 12:03 am

*I can't believe this replaced the other story.... Society, as I know it, has offically ended and now I'm in bigger tears than I was before when I read it. SPEW MAKES ME SAD!!!*

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Wed Apr 12, 2006 1:08 am

smaur says... · Wed Apr 12, 2006 1:08 am

Soccietty? 2 ... mmanyy ... sillabyles ....

omg i rule 4ever!!!1

"He yanked himself free and fled to the kitchen where something huddled against the flooded windowpanes. It sighed and wept and tapped continually, and suddenly he was outside, staring in, the rain beating, the wind chilling him, and all the candle darkness inside lost."

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Wed Apr 12, 2006 6:32 pm

Julri says... · Wed Apr 12, 2006 6:32 pm

Dude, this is the best story I've EVER read! Seriously, it was so emotional. I cried!

Peace!

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Wed Apr 12, 2006 11:46 pm

Black Ghost says... · Wed Apr 12, 2006 11:46 pm

WHOA! HOT DANG DAT WAS SO COOL I AM GOING TO LIKE SAY HOW COOL IT IS. IT IS COOL LIKE WOWEE WOWEE!

WAY BEDDER DAN ROMEO AND JULIET AND DAT OTHER THINK LIKE HAMS LET OR SOMETIN IT IS A MASTERPIECE IT PUTS
THE ODYSSEY TO SHAME I SWEAR

LIKE WOW! TOO COOL FOR SCHOOL!

CAN I HAVE SOME BUNNIES SMAUR?

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Thu Apr 13, 2006 5:04 am

Crysi says... · Thu Apr 13, 2006 5:04 am

OMG, LYKE I TOTALLY AGREE, THIS IS THE BESTEST STORY EVVAR!!!! DUDE, U R LYKE SO 1337. I <3 U. U R MY INSPIRATION. LYKE, 4EVER.

*cringes* Okay, maybe that was going a little overboard... But you get the idea.

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Thu Apr 13, 2006 10:24 pm

bard_of_life says... · Thu Apr 13, 2006 10:24 pm

Hmmm... That is so much better than Mark Twain, so you are my new idol... you rock so much.

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Thu Apr 13, 2006 11:58 pm

WarthogDemon says... · Thu Apr 13, 2006 11:58 pm

At least you didn't use L33t... Oo

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Sun Apr 16, 2006 3:44 pm

Swires says... · Sun Apr 16, 2006 3:44 pm

LOL! I have to say this is great satire.

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Sun Apr 16, 2006 4:13 pm

Firestarter says... · Sun Apr 16, 2006 4:13 pm

Eh ... I was hoping this thread would die.

*kills it anyway*

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