If lightbulbs were alive...

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Firestarter
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Wed Jan 19, 2005 10:06 pm
Firestarter says... · Wed Jan 19, 2005 10:06 pm
What's really ironic is...

I broke a lightbulb today.

And then I hurt my hand putting in a new one.

I think it was vengeance from the lightbulb community.
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Wed Jan 19, 2005 10:25 pm
Zion says... · Wed Jan 19, 2005 10:25 pm
Skye Demon wrote:
Arvandor wrote:the lighbulbs are alive and they have conquered the world a loooong time ago.


But of course they have! Think about it: they have already infiltrated many many many houses in the world, often with more than one agent per house. They're just waiting to make their fatal move that will be the death of us all! *shifty eyes*

:idea: <----- All hail the lightbulbs.


Yeah! Look at everywhere. In every house, hospital, shop, EVERYWHERE. They are all aorund us. Not even that we even pay them taxes! Cuz if we dont they will plunge our world in eternal darkness! AAAAH! THE END IS UPON US!
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Fri Jan 21, 2005 2:48 pm
Chevy says... · Fri Jan 21, 2005 2:48 pm
I have this very weird obsession with light bulbs. Especially the 100 Watt ones...
When I see one...and it's on, first, I stare at it till my eyes hurt, then, I reach up and touch it, then screw it in. And yes, I scorch my finger tips every time. It's a part of my OCD probably, lol.
But anyway...this thread is funny. :lol:
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Wed Feb 02, 2005 5:16 am
Tara says... · Wed Feb 02, 2005 5:16 am
Black Lights Rule Over all Others!!!!!!
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Wed Feb 02, 2005 9:25 pm
Perra says... · Wed Feb 02, 2005 9:25 pm
I have a question. What about flouresent lights? Not really lightbulbs, but still lights......
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Sun Feb 06, 2005 7:54 am
Tara says... · Sun Feb 06, 2005 7:54 am
:-k
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Thu Feb 10, 2005 2:24 am
Nai says... · Thu Feb 10, 2005 2:24 am
If lightbulbs were alive I would first hold hostage every single lightbulb-making factory in the entire western hemisphere. Then I would build an endless army of lightbulbs and and start an empire stretching from the very top of North America to the very bottom of South America. Europe would be left to Jack, and Asia, Africa and Australia would be up for grabs to anyone from YWS. Oh and Bobo gets Antartica.
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Thu Feb 10, 2005 11:32 pm
Skye says... · Thu Feb 10, 2005 11:32 pm
I'll take Asia! It's the biggest...! ;)
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Fri Feb 11, 2005 3:22 am
electricbluemonkey says... · Fri Feb 11, 2005 3:22 am
I'll take Australia! YAY! *Goes off to chase a kangaroo*
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Fri Feb 11, 2005 4:10 am
niteowl says... · Fri Feb 11, 2005 4:10 am
I want Africa! It's got elephants! So I can invade Asia AND Europe with my army of elephants, camels, lions, leopards, and various other wild beasts! And we could invade Antarctica too! And if we get Antarctica, we'll have access to Australia and the Americas, which will be conquered by all the animals we already had from Africa, Asia, and Europe and add penguins to the mix! And seals! And killer whales! And all the other animals I can find that are big enough to crush a lightbulb. And all the poor people will have jobs taming the animals and invading the world. And I shall rule! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
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Fri Feb 11, 2005 5:20 pm
Emma says... · Fri Feb 11, 2005 5:20 pm
I get..... A donkey's butt. So when I make lightbulbs they are smelly, but have got a good light.

If lightbulbs lived, I'd be dead. Cos they are EVIL
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Fri Feb 11, 2005 10:03 pm
electricbluemonkey says... · Fri Feb 11, 2005 10:03 pm
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Fri Feb 11, 2005 10:31 pm
Duskglimmer says... · Fri Feb 11, 2005 10:31 pm
If lightbulbs were alive, then they, like all life on this odd planet would be out to get me, and therefore I would not feel safe anywhere where a lamp is in use... oh wait... that's true already!

*glances nervously over her shoulder at the lightbulb in her lamp*
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Fri Feb 11, 2005 10:43 pm
Skye says... · Fri Feb 11, 2005 10:43 pm
ARGH!!!!!!! IT'S A SIGN!!!!!!!! THE LIGHTBULBS ARE HOLDING EBM HOSTAGE!!!!!!!!!!

heh...cool.

(j/k)
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