If lightbulbs were alive...

lightbulbs are already alive, they're just pretending not to be.

uniaeca wrote:No I think that if lightbulbs were alive they'd be making jokes about how many lightbulbs does it take to fix a man.

LOL! Hehe...I wonder...how many it would take to fix a man...does that mean fix him from an injury or fix his personality?

If lightbulbs were alive they'd battery farm us for our sweat. (well why not?) and they'd cover themselves in that popping bubble stuff so as they don't break.

Either of them, they both need constantly need to be fixed anyway

Oohhh i love that bubble wrap, I used to have some but my friends popped it all. I was using it to protect my laptop and I left it out and they jumped all over it.

But seriously, if lightbulbs were alive I think they would be suing me for physical harm and body graffiti.

No I think that if lightbulbs were alive they'd be making jokes about how many lightbulbs does it take to fix a man.

And the punchline would be "None: everybody knows a man can't be fixed."

And then females would get ahold of the joke and change the punchline to "None: everybody knows only a woman can fix a man."

And then the men would retaliate with, "None. Everybody knows man doesn't need to be fixed."

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I think the lightbulbs would go on strike, that's what I think.

I love those answers to "How many lightbulbs does it take to fix a man?" Morran! I also love that joke. Maybe I shall ask my friends that and see what they'll do and think....

Lightbulbs, if alive, would start charging money for when people use them when they get an idea( ). Or they'd tell us when they're about to go out. Then recharge themselves. Then we'd have an endless supply of light. Although, we already have that from the sun. Unless you want to get technical and say that the sun will go out at some point. Then I would say we still have an endless supply from the stars. Then you'd say how every individual star will go out at some point. To that I'd say that they wouldn't all go out at once, so there! =;

If lightbulbs were alive, they'd form an endless circle around the world and do the can-can. Why? I don't know. I am just extremely hyper right now.

If lightbulbs were alive mission style lighting fixtures would make a lot more sense because they look like cages. I'm not sure if they'd play ping-pong, it just seems a little too close to cannibalism for me.

As the prime minister (Australian) recently found out that lightbulbs are alive due to a certain someone posting this thread declaring that they were he has decided that said lightbulbs will be forced to help in wars in order to electrify enemies. It is because of this thread that each night all houses will be dark and no one will be able to stay up on yws during the night due to the fact that they cannot see their keyboards and mouse.

If lightbulbs were alive I think they'd be blind - think of the irony

If lightbulbs were alive then they would turn themselves on after you turned them on, and go to all of the dark places of the world to live, wich would be terribly annoying considering I can't stand light. All my nice dark places would no longer be dark. ~*shudders*~

Poor Tara...Doesnt realize that the lighbulbs are alive and they have conquered the world a loooong time ago.

I am the evil twin.

The ate the O:) twin. Hehe

That has to be a mistake! I'm the O:) twin! The lightbulbs ate the twin, then got indegestion and went to hospital and were pronounced as dead. But then they were sent to a slighly better hospital and the spokesperson for this hospital said: "Actually they're alive, and in a critical but stabl... oh no wait, they are dead. Sorry."

Arvandor wrote:the lighbulbs are alive and they have conquered the world a loooong time ago.

But of course they have! Think about it: they have already infiltrated many many many houses in the world, often with more than one agent per house. They're just waiting to make their fatal move that will be the death of us all! *shifty eyes*

<----- All hail the lightbulbs.