If lightbulbs were alive...

THEY'RE TRYING TO KILL MEH!

Okay, I have broadband and those lightbulbs just screwed it for about a second.

Yes, I know.

While I was posting I accidentally got my finger over the v and I was pressing control so it pasted like 20 times more than I wanted. And now I can't go back and delete it because my computer gets stuck...or does it...

uniaeca wrote:As the prime minister (Australian) recently found...

What? I'm the prime minister of Australia! That's my catchphrase. There was a show called Shattered where contestants lived together and whoever stayed awake for the longest won, it went on for days, maybe about forty days or something, and one guy was so delisional he thought Alice Cooper was in the shower, he and the other remaining three contestants were on Neighbours and that he was the Prime mnister of Australia.

Well I'm the Prime Minister of Australia, so we'll have to do something about that...

Said in a really tired voice, I think about there not being any tea left or something. So I stole that off him, but I am the Prime Minister of Australia.

Anyway. If lightbulbs were alive they would be very difficult to screw in. Apologies if that has already been said, I was distracted by defending my title.

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
- Just the two, but the trick is getting them inside it first.

Yes, you asked for that .

I'M A SENIOR WRITER! WHEN DID I BECOME A SENIOR WRITER?!

Wooooooohoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

If lightbulbs were alive they say we were stupid for using them during the daytime.

"Ughh, you had the sun to provide light you geniuses," the lightbulb said.

*Throws a random object*

Lightbulb shatters.

To the person who said that lighbulbs would take over the world if they were alive, they wouldn't.

Haha, wow! We're all really weird.

If light bulbs were alive we'd no longer be the brightest creatures on the planet!

If lightbulbs were alive, Bill Gates would revolve around them. I'm short-sighted so artificial light goes all blurry for me, and I have a feeling I would be glad of that if lightbulbs were alive.

If light-bulbs were alive, they would crawl around like spiders, latching onto people's heads. They would take control of their minds, and everybody would be turned into... lightbulb zombies. XD

Wait... if they were alive what would they use for food?

Watts duh!!