I wasn't sure how I was going to like it when I first started it, because it's not at all what I'm used to reading, but it was absolutely marvelous! The plot was really humorous, and you confronted a really serious issue with great finesse. I laughed my head of through the whole thing. Marvelous work.
Sixty-two likes. Sixty-one reviews. Holy crap. That's the most likes I've EVER seen a piece get. Woah. You totally deserve it though, this story was brilliant.
~Jas
I am nothing but a mouthful of 'sorry's, half-hearted apologies that roll of my tongue, smoothquick, like 'r's or maybe like pocket candy that's just a bit too sweet.
I have seen this featured SO MANY TIMES and I have finally decided to read it. It is awesome. Honestly, I have never seen anything featured more than two or three times but yours has been featured time and again. I fianally decided to read it and I love it. I pressed 'like'. 10 and 9, understandable, agreeable. 8 and 7, OMG AWESOME! I really agree with these two. People in movies do it all the time and it's just wierd. That guy just shot him, and he miraculously survived? He just got crushed, and he rolls the debris off like it was a duvet? He blew up in the first movie, and then he appears, alive, in the sequel? Really. And the other one? If I had a choice, I'd rather stay mortal than be immortal. I'd rather go to heaven than stay in this scary place we call 'Earth'. And interact with these strange beings called 'humans.' Barely any of them understand me. To have an unending life is to have no life. That way, you make friends and then they get old and die and then you make more friends and they get old and die............etc. Sad. and 6? That's pretty true, but how would one die saving a cat from a tree? And the skeleton thing, love it but when thinking of a skeleton, people think of a put-together one. Bones don't magically stay joined without any flesh to keep them joined. Now for 5. Very true. 4. I have no idea what that means, but maybe it's better I don't. 3. Ringwraith? what's that? 2. Haha. That's pretty funny, but why does he hate Facebook? 1. OMG SO TRUE. I agree. If you want a spectacular death, then die spectacularly. Awesome work!
Bad souls have born better sons, better souls born worse ones -St Vincent
I know that many people have commented on this, but i absolutely LOVED this!!! I couldn't stop laughing through the entire thing!!! Thank you for writing this!
If you don't take a chance, you'll always live your life in regret, so let your heart show it's true colors and admit your feelings!
Tis not the blade that took your life, but the Assassin behind it.
When Reality has all but fallen away, recreate your own world
You can't help but keep reading this! Very catchy opening! It's not every day death is strolling by your mailbox and making conversations. lol. Definately nice to have death with a sense of humor. Great job and creativity
This is aaaaaaaaaaamazing!! It's short, simply, to the point, and written very, very well. It's quite witty as well, which is something I love. You should try publishing this.
This is so good! I like how you gave Death a more cheery tone. As if he's tired of all us stinkin humans. Well, this was really hilarious. Keep up the writing!
~MilkNCookies
"Fantasy is a way of looking through the wrong end of the telescope."
"The writer who breeds more words than he needs is making a chore for the reader who reads!"
