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Mustard's condiments all over your Art

MeanMrMustard · 2011-02-23T20:48:12Z

Hi people, very simple layout. You're coming to me for a reason I assume. I will be upfront and say that I encourage dialogue between myself and you, in reviews. Those are the expectations between us, which vary with out interest and the nature of the work. What I will actually review though... Poetry, Novels, Novellas, Chapters, Music, Sheet Music, Art, etc. Anything (EXCEPT for web design, coding, computer graphics...I don't trust my lack of expertise). I've a background in the arts and have a very firm grasp of the schools of thought, criticism, and on. I can read music and write it and sound like your professor; the difference is that I'm not stuck up in those towers of theirs and am just like you. You can expect me to be as analytical as you desire, however, I will always look at the body of work and attempt to find what it is and then what it doesn't do. I don't pamper, I don't mollycoddle, nor do I tell you you're crap. My goal is to help you do what you ask for and help you improve. If that's what you like, then send me a message or post in here. One thing at a time. If I happen to review something other than the work you requested I most likely didn't make a mistake, but am preparing to do the one you asked (this means I'm getting a feel for who you are or have done; don't expect it though). IF, I owe you a review or have said I'd do one in the past, and by gosh, have never done it, remind me here. Please, I don't like to be a jerk like that. :smt001