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Hi people, very simple layout. You're coming to me for a reason I assume. I will be upfront and say that I encourage dialogue between myself and you, in reviews. Those are the expectations between us, which vary with out interest and the nature of the work. What I will actually review though...

Poetry, Novels, Novellas, Chapters, Music, Sheet Music, Art, etc. Anything (EXCEPT for web design, coding, computer graphics...I don't trust my lack of expertise). I've a background in the arts and have a very firm grasp of the schools of thought, criticism, and on. I can read music and write it and sound like your professor; the difference is that I'm not stuck up in those towers of theirs and am just like you.

You can expect me to be as analytical as you desire, however, I will always look at the body of work and attempt to find what it is and then what it doesn't do. I don't pamper, I don't mollycoddle, nor do I tell you you're crap. My goal is to help you do what you ask for and help you improve.

If that's what you like, then send me a message or post in here. One thing at a time. If I happen to review something other than the work you requested I most likely didn't make a mistake, but am preparing to do the one you asked (this means I'm getting a feel for who you are or have done; don't expect it though).

IF, I owe you a review or have said I'd do one in the past, and by gosh, have never done it, remind me here. Please, I don't like to be a jerk like that. :smt001
Last edited by MeanMrMustard on Mon Mar 28, 2011 7:45 pm, edited 2 times in total.




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This a polite reminder.
Got YWS? I do.

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Lookee here, you're already in high demand

If you have the time-- it's a poem, and to just warn you, it's a wee bit long. Thanks!




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Duly noted both of you. I will message you when I have finished the reviews or am in the process of doing so.




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Buscador review is finished. Persephonia's will be done today.




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Poem has been reviewed for Persephonia. Any and all comers, I am happy to serve.

Anyone who has been reviewed by me is welcome to ask questions, debate, or have me look at new drafts. Just give me links! :smt001




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Oh Gosh I'm lame. I am now two-thirds of the people here.
Please don't hate me.
Anyways. I have this crazy little piece right here and I'm not entirely sure what to do with it.
I was hoping that's where you could come in.
However, if you don't feel like it, s'all good.
Thanks either way. c:




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Have fun with this. :P
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Persephonia & Kyllorac reviews taken into account, will get to them shortly.




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Perse review done, Kyllorac next.




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This is closed as of now. I will re-open it in the future.




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Kyllorac review is finished. Ready for newcomers, the review stop is back open.




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Hey there. Here is a link to my new short story titled Sinews. I'd greatly appreciate a review. Thanks =] topic79478.html
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Hey I wrote this short story. It'd be awesome if you'd review it. Heres the link!
http://www.youngwriterssociety.com/post850247.html#p850247
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Will you review my poem? post850763.html#p850763
My reality comes to a close as I once again realize that you don't love me, and even if I love you with my everything you will never care.




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