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Genres I Consider Myself an Expert on:

Action/Adventure
SciFi
Fantasy
Character Art (not so great with photography or abstract)

Genres within those genres that are my favorite to read:

Serious Fantasy. Flippant, frivolous pixies and unicorns are generally not my thing.
War Fiction. Absolutely an expert on the subject. Be ready for a lot of picking nits.
Serious Occult Fiction. Vampires, werewolves, etc. Awesome stuff, but expect severe scrutiny.

Crap I Will, Under No Circumstances, Give a Glowing Review of:

--Vampire Romance. Necrophilia is no bueno.
--Werewolf Romance. Beastiality is no bueno.
--Vampire AND Werewolf Romance. See above.
--Fantasy that does not follow the basic rules of physics. I WILL tear you apart on this. Even if your fantasy has magic, you must obey basic laws of physics in every other aspect of your story.
--Ridiculous romance. I will read romance stories, so long as they are realistic and NOT Disney style stories.

That being said, I love giving my opinion. If you really want to know what I have to say, I will review anything.

--D

Hey!
Could you review the first chapter of my novel?
Here's the novel's page:

novel.php?id=1108

Thanks in advance!
-Alex

I'm looking for someone to tear apart my romantic short story. You seemed like a good choice. Let me think... No vampires, no werewolves, pretty realistic. I think I make the cut.
Here's the link: viewtopic.php?t=76291
Thanks for the review beforehand.

Both of these are done.

Looking for work.

--D

Hello there! If you could possibly review this that would be muy bueno... topic76997.html

Sorry it's really long, but there shouldn't be too many little grammatical errors to bug you. I've edited it a lot but really need a second opinion on the actual story itself and the flow of things. Also, I'll review anything of yours if you want due to the length of mine. Feel free to rip it to shreds... I've been trying to find my voice lately and anything helps.

Thanks!!
-Once

If you get a moment, This could stand to be shredded. It's Bluebeard retold and mixed with a touch of sci-fi. Regardless of whether you know the original or not, I'd be interested in your thoughts. Specifically, if you're in a shredding mood, shredding thoughts would be most welcomed.

viewtopic.php?t=55706 Please(: And there's a part two if you want to review the rest of this chapter it's here: viewtopic.php?t=79531
Thank you, Dono!

~peanut~

Ego! Pls review this: post852829.html

Thanks!

Done, cC.

Yo! If you have time, I'd love if it you would review Chapter 1 and Chapter 2 of March Hare, cos it does need constructive abuse. Thanks!

Dono, here's the first part of the second chapter of And The Light Fades(: topic80008.html and part 2: topic80213.html Thank you for everything you said about the first chapter.

~peanut~

Hey, you might not want to do this one. It's a romance but I don't mind a harsh review If you don't want to read it then that's fine. It you do want to read it this is just the first chapter.

viewtopic.php?t=79955

Thank-you loads
JJxVoodo

Voodoo, I hate you for requesting that. Emphatically. And yet, I will review it.

All three of you; give me a week or so, and all will be done.

Apologies for not getting to those last requests. As they're nearly a year old, now, you'll forgive me if I don't do them; if you still want them reviewed, let me know.

I'm back open for business, for the time being.

--D

I have a story on here in six parts, and although it has had comments on it already, I'd really love an overall opinion on it, if you wouldn't mind.

Spoiler

One: work.php?id=87228
Two: work.php?id=87574
Three: work.php?id=87606
Four: work.php?id=88035
Five: work.php?id=89059
Six: work.php?id=91263


Yeah, I know that looks like an awful lot, sorry. >_<