Dine at the 'Review Restaurant' [OPEN]

Kagi · 2011-02-02T16:45:05Z

Welcome to the 'Review Restaurant' Good morning/afternoon/evening! Let me guide you to table number 7 where I shall take your order. So, reviews huh? I'm sure I can do you up some of those. I will review to my the best of my ability---I will cook you the best food on my menu. I don't take responsibilty of angry customers, so if you have a complaint confront the reception area. I'm joking, if you any problem with the review, just tell me -IN THE THREAD- Here is an example of my type of reviews, - Stop and Stare 4.1 - Wishes enveloped in paper planes - One of Them - The Fisherman Art is always a good option for me, so don't hesitate to post if you want a drawing or photo reviewed. Here's one example: - Darren Crissis Poetry is also a good bet. Another example: - Sixteen miles - Less than or equal at nineteen Rules If you want me to review provide links please. Or else. :I Ones in purple I like reviewing, The ones in red I don't. Ones in blue I don't mind. Easy as. I will review; -Romance -Action -General -Historical (Maybe, if you like killing me or getting served up burnt food then try me. I'll hit you hard.) :pirate3: My reviews won't be to my best standard in this genre. -Fantasy (Again, if you like killing me and getting served up burnt food, ask me to review fantasy. :pirate2: Also my reviews won't be to full stantard. -Poetry (Any) -Lyrics -Art/Photography. I will also review novels up until chapter 4, after that I will either stop reviewing to my best potential or not at all. If I like your plot/storyline or I'm really into what's going, I'll keep reviewing for you. Don't ask me to review anything more then two things at one time, if you please. I don't feel comfortable reviewing much more then 16+ even then I'm ish. Nothing too mature, I'm still young and innocent . Remember your manners when placing an order, 'Tis rude if you don't say please and thank you after all my efforts. ;) If you want to thank me, just post a comment on my profile or drop a message in the thread. I'd also appreciate a comment in the thread or on my profile, saying you got it and that there were no problems/that it was helpful. It's not any help to you, I need to know. Or of course you can nominate me for badges? :lol: That's if I deserve it. Who am I kidding? My last request is that I can take up to four days to complete a review (in the very very very very latest circumtances) so please be patient. Thank you for dining at the Review Restaurant, that will be £100.00 please. *Snatches* :pirate3: I can be quite harsh when I want to be. Or nice when I want to be. The choice is yours mine.

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Thu Apr 14, 2011 2:14 pm

BerlynnRae says... · Thu Apr 14, 2011 2:14 pm

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Here's chapter one of "The Effect". you may review it but a lot of people have and I really need chapter 2/3 reviewed. This is just to give you some background info.

Kagi

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Wed May 04, 2011 4:20 pm

Kagi says... · Wed May 04, 2011 4:20 pm

Rae, I'm done with yours. Good luck with everything! :s

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Sat May 07, 2011 4:45 pm

Glauke says... · Sat May 07, 2011 4:45 pm

RAWR!
I just posted... whatever this is, and I'd like a review. It's really unorganized, just thoughts as they came to me. Maybe they could be something, one day.
If you're up to it

: post859152.html#p859152
Yours, Pen

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behind the clouds is the sun still shining

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Mon May 16, 2011 7:26 pm

Kagi says... · Mon May 16, 2011 7:26 pm

Penprincess: deary I've got yours done and completeled. Its good, so I hope I wasn't too harsh but with some editing you'll be grand, great even! Thanks for the request.

Anyone else to be served? Throw them at me, I'll eat them. And of course, serve you something else.

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Sat May 21, 2011 5:11 am

Nightshade says... · Sat May 21, 2011 5:11 am

Hi Kagi, would you be willing to look at my latest poem? Here's the link:
Less than or equal at nineteen
Thank you so much

Kagi

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Sat May 21, 2011 8:35 pm

Kagi says... · Sat May 21, 2011 8:35 pm

Alright, Nightsahe your poem is done and finished. Sorry, I dumped a boatload of reading on you but I hope I helped some.

Alright, I have a nice fresh salmon here anyone?

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Sun May 22, 2011 10:36 am

Lumi says... · Sun May 22, 2011 10:36 am

Hey there, Kagi. :) Wanna take a crack at this?

I am a forest fire and an ocean, and I will burn you just as much
as I will drown everything you have inside.

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Sat May 28, 2011 11:40 am

Kagi says... · Sat May 28, 2011 11:40 am

Lumi yours is finished... I hope I was somewhat helpful...

Next?!

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Sun Jun 05, 2011 3:23 pm

LadySpark says... · Sun Jun 05, 2011 3:23 pm

hai Kagi! I am here to request a review from you!
viewtopic.php?t=81233
Please and thank you!!!
I appreciate it.

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these tornadoes are for you

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Formerly SparkToFlame

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Sun Jun 05, 2011 6:56 pm

Emmzziee says... · Sun Jun 05, 2011 6:56 pm

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Pleaseeee?!

I'll swap you - I'll review something of yours if you like

I want to play a game.

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Sun Jun 05, 2011 9:20 pm

LittlePrincess says... · Sun Jun 05, 2011 9:20 pm

*opens menu* I would like a novel review please

It's General Fiction although I wonder if it would do better in Romance. Either way here you go novel.php?id=1419

I would really like a review on chapter three or four so maybe you could skim through the first chapters so you know what's going on? I would still be glad to have reviews on one or two if that's what you want to do.

Thank you so much in advance!
I am perfectly happy to give you a review in return. Just post a link at the bottom of your review or PM me one and I will get to ASAP.

Bye!

"One sees clearly only with the heart. Anything essential is invisible to the eyes."
The Little Prince

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Thu Jun 16, 2011 9:28 am

Kagi says... · Thu Jun 16, 2011 9:28 am

The Kaginator is finished, finito, hé terminado!

So, who likes molten chocolate cake? :lol:

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Tue Jun 21, 2011 2:35 pm

Sins says... · Tue Jun 21, 2011 2:35 pm

Kagi wrote:So, who likes molten chocolate cake?

Who doesn't?

*Grins* Because I just know how much you love reading and reviewing my stuff...

To stop my head from exploding due to all of my exams, I took a break and edited the latest part of my novel a few nights ago. So. Would you be ever so kind and check it out for me? There's a brief summary at the top of the post, so you should more or less know what's going on from that.

viewtopic.php?t=81113

Please and thank you!

I didn't know what to put here so I put this.

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Tue Jun 21, 2011 8:54 pm

BluesClues says... · Tue Jun 21, 2011 8:54 pm

I would greatly appreciate if you would review this for me, it's a very short story:

topic82916.html

Also I have a romance novel in the works, but it's 18+ so I won't ask you to review that if you're not comfortable with that. (It's actually sort of surprising that I'm even writing it, since I'm pretty innocent myself. My fourteen-year-old sister calls me the innocent one! o.0)

Please and thank you!
*goes away to do more reviews*

~Blue

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Wed Jun 22, 2011 7:37 am

cupcake says... · Wed Jun 22, 2011 7:37 am

If you have time, can you please review my poem?
http://www.youngwriterssociety.com/topic82977.html
Thank you in advance!

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