“Tammy! Don’t you have any clue who that is!”
“Yeah he’s Knisley Knife my new boyfriend… why do you know each other?”
“Know each other!? Why we dated for eight months!”
“Really?”
“He was the love of my life”
“Well what happened?”
“Tammy if there is one thing you should know about Knisley is that he spreads it on hard but you will get hurt. He always told me how much prettier I was then those ‘Belgian’ varieties but look where that got me! Tossed to breakfast plate served in quarters.”
“That’s terrible!”
“Watch yourself or that’s where you’ll be headed also.”
Of course I did not listen to her. Me and Knisley dated for a couple months and it was great but then things turned sour when a certain Miss Linda Lemon moved into the fridge. Apparently I just don’t have the same ‘zest’ as her. All those memories, did they mean nothing to him? He took me aside and told me ‘ Tammy our time together has been fun but it’s over, see ya around ‘ and so he left me there with my heart cut into nice easy bites.
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Haha I've just had this strange craving for writing stories about food 0.o
Could you tell what foods Wanda and Tammy were? (Guess
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You will just have to picture a fish rolling around in the ocean laughing and trying to avoid bumping into the other fish. There's a school of rainbow fish swimming by. 
yep they're toast and waffles... Knisley was a knife though
