Home Games All LiteraryClubs Forums Green Room Poetry Prose Roleplays

Those Sexy Lemons....

Robodl95 · 2010-11-11T00:36:28Z

The cuts he left were fresh. First he butters you up and then whoosh right down the center! Wanda warned me not to trust to trust him, but I didn’t listen. She’s been cut to pieces too many times, but me? I was fresh out of the bag, single, whole grain and clueless. He seemed sharp as a tack with a shine that would melt any girl’s margarine when we first met. I didn’t know about his history at that point. When Wanda saw us together down near the toaster she pulled me aside. “Tammy! Don’t you have any clue who that is!” “Yeah he’s Knisley Knife my new boyfriend… why do you know each other?” “Know each other!? Why we dated for eight months!” “Really?” “He was the love of my life” “Well what happened?” “Tammy if there is one thing you should know about Knisley is that he spreads it on hard but you will get hurt. He always told me how much prettier I was then those ‘Belgian’ varieties but look where that got me! Tossed to breakfast plate served in quarters.” “That’s terrible!” “Watch yourself or that’s where you’ll be headed also.” Of course I did not listen to her. Me and Knisley dated for a couple months and it was great but then things turned sour when a certain Miss Linda Lemon moved into the fridge. Apparently I just don’t have the same ‘zest’ as her. All those memories, did they mean nothing to him? He took me aside and told me ‘ Tammy our time together has been fun but it’s over, see ya around ‘ and so he left me there with my heart cut into nice easy bites. ____________________________________________________________________________________________ Haha I've just had this strange craving for writing stories about food 0.o Could you tell what foods Wanda and Tammy were? (Guess :D)

ilovemyboys

Gender

Points 940

Reviews 28

Sun Nov 21, 2010 12:50 pm

ilovemyboys says... · Sun Nov 21, 2010 12:50 pm

I love the food reference (food lover over here

) anyway, I thought it was short and sweet and to the point, something nice about heartbreak for once.

They don't even know you
All they see is scars
They don't see the angel
Living in your heart
Let them find the real you
Buried deep within
Let them know with all you've got that you are not your skin
-Skin, Sixx:A.M

Quote

funkyreg101

Gender

Points 1052

Reviews 28

Mon Nov 22, 2010 11:14 pm

funkyreg101 says... · Mon Nov 22, 2010 11:14 pm

Ahahahaha Loved it! That was really good!

One day your prince will come... Mine? He took a wrong left turn, got lost, and is too stubburn to ask for directions.

Quote

JimmyTheMighty

Gender

Points 1255

Reviews 20

Wed Nov 24, 2010 5:16 am

JimmyTheMighty says... · Wed Nov 24, 2010 5:16 am

This is hilarious! It had the potential to be really cheesy (excuse the bad pun) but its actually really funny and well written, its easy to imagine the characters going about their everyday lives within the confines of the fridge! Its really quirky and cool, carry on with this sort of thing!

Quote

Robodl95

Gender

Points 1056

Reviews 2

Sat Nov 27, 2010 4:53 am

Robodl95 says... · Sat Nov 27, 2010 4:53 am

Wow thanks guys! You've given me some good ideas

Math really needs to buy a calculator and solve it's own problems don't you agree?

Quote

twiggers

Gender

Points 1051

Reviews 20

Tue Nov 30, 2010 8:48 pm

twiggers says... · Tue Nov 30, 2010 8:48 pm

ooooooooooooo. cuz he stabbed their hearts (and their backs...)

Pa-pa-paastaa! Roma-tomay-tahh! Garlic, oo la la! I'm so delicious!
*Courtesy to Annoying Orange*

Quote

I was weeping as much for him as her; we do sometimes pity creatures that have none of the feeling either for themselves or others.
— Emily Bronte, Wuthering Heights

Those Sexy Lemons....

About / Info

Forums & RPG

Literary

Resources