What's your accent?

Courtesy
Brisbane
Vandal
Lemonade
Esplanade
Fish and chips
Notebook
Mountains
Water
Food
Butterfly
Ice block
Soft drink
Alternate
London
(the letter) Z
(the letter) H
Smiley
Hair
Limbs
Dinner
Elephant
Bowling
Fight

Courtesy - Cor-tessy
Brisbane - Brisban
Vandal - Van-dal
Lemonade - Lemon-aid
Esplanade - Esplan-ard
Fish and chips - Fish and chips
Notebook - N-ote-book
Mountains - Mount-ans
Water - Wa-tah
Food - Fooh-d
Butterfly - Butt-er-fly
Ice block - Ice blo-k
Soft drink - Sof-t drink
Alternate - Al-ter-nat (as an alternate choice)
London - Lon-don
(the letter) Z - zed
(the letter) H - hay-ch
Smiley - Sm-eye-lee
Hair - h-air
Limbs - Lims
Dinner - Dinna (aka Tea)
Elephant - Eleh-fant
Bowling - Bol-ling
Fight - f-eye-t

Courtesy - Caw-tessy
Brisbane - Bris-bane
Vandal - Van-d(e)ll
Lemonade - Leh-moh-naid
Esplanade - Esp-la-naid
Fish and chips - Fish-n-chips!
Notebook - Note-book?
Mountains - Moun-tins
Water - Wa-tuh
Food - ...food?
Butterfly - But-teh-fly
Ice block - Ice block
Soft drink - Soft drink
Alternate - Al-tur-net
London - Lahn-don
(the letter) Z - zed/zee
(the letter) H - ay-ch
Smiley -smi-lee
Hair - hair
Limbs - limms
Dinner - d-innah
Elephant - eh-leh-phant
Bowling - bo-ling
Fight - figh-t

Courtesy - Curtissee
Brisbane - Briz-bain (what is that?)
Vandal - Van-dull
Lemonade - Lemun-aid
Esplanade - Ess-pluh-nad(e) (again, what is that?)
Fish and chips - Fish 'n' chips
Notebook N-Ote-book
Mountains - Moun-tins
Water - Wah-ter
Food - Food
Butterfly - Budderfly
Ice block - Ice block
Soft drink - Soft drink
Alternate - ALL-ternet
London- Lundun
(the letter) Z - Zee
(the letter) H - Aytch
Smiley - Smylee
Hair - Hare
Limbs - Limms
Dinner - Dinn-r
Elephant - Ell-e-fent
Bowling - BOW-ling
Fight - Fight

Courtesy - Curt-see
Brisbane - Briz-bain (Never heard the word in my life. )
Vandal - Van-dull
Lemonade - Lemun-aid
Esplanade - Esp-la-nad (Once again... no idea what I just said)
Fish and chips - Fish 'n' chips
Notebook - Note-book
Mountains - Mount-ins
Water - Wa-tur
Food - Food
Butterfly - Buttuh-fly
Ice block - Ice block
Soft drink - Soft drink
Alternate - Al-tuh-nut (That's a funny way to pronounce it... )
London - Lun-done
(the letter) Z - Zee (Even though it should be zed considering I'm British...)
(the letter) H - Huh (I can explain! I'm bilingual, and in Welsh, you say H like huh... I always say it in Welshiness for some reason...) It's the only letter I do that with though, weirdly.)
Smiley - Smile-ee
Hair - Hair
Limbs - Limms
Dinner - Dinn-uh
Elephant - El-eh-phunt (Sometimes el-ee-phunt)
Bowling - Bo-ling
Fight - Fite

Something interesting about my accent is that it involves cutting out the last and first letters of a lot of words, especially 'ing' words... That, for example, changes to tha. What changes to wa, loving changes to lovin, dreaming changes to dreamin. Hang on changes to ang on, haven't changes to aven't. e.t.c.

Courtesy - Cur't-essie
Brisbane - Bris-ban
Vandal - Van-dull
Lemonade - Lem-uhn-aid
Esplanade - Ess-pluh-naad. (I don't say -nade, and what I say is probably wrong but yeah.)
Fish and chips - Fish - ANd - Chips. (I stress on the and.)
Notebook - NO't-buk.
Mountains - Moun-tens
Water - Wa-ter or Wah-der (it varies. I pronounce the 'T' often but then, I do say it with a d too.)
Food - Foo-d
Butterfly - Butter-fly.
Ice block - Ice - blok
Soft drink - Sauft - Drink
Alternate - All-ter-net
London - Lon-don
(the letter) Z - Zed. (Though, I do say Zee sometimes. Like in math, I say 'zed' while I talk about the alphabet or the channel, I say zee.)
(the letter) H - Here, we were taught it as 'hetch' but then, when I was 13/14, I switched to ay-tch.
Smiley - (Huh?) Sm-eye-lee
Hair - H-air
Limbs - Lims
Dinner - Din-ner.(I never miss out the r.)
Elephant - Eleh-ph'nt
Bowling - Bow-ling
Fight - F-eye-'t

Yay!
Now, this would be so much easier if there were those pronunciation letter things.

Courtesy - kur-teh-see
Brisbane - Brihz bayn
Vandal - van dul
Lemonade - lehm un ayd
Esplanade - Es pluh nayd
Fish and chips- fihsh and chihps.
Notebook - noht buhk
Mountains- mowhnt uhns (I had trouble with this ones. Think of 'ow' as in "Ow! You're on my foot!"
Water - wahter
Food - ...food? Like in boot, and dude, and sued, and rude.
Butterfly- buhder fly (with 'fly' as in 'sky' and 'rye' and 'my')
Ice block- Is blahk (With the 'I' in ice there was in die and tie and rye)
Soft drink- Sawft dreenk (Soda, here.)
Alternate- the noun: ahl ter neht the verb: alh ter nayt
London- Luhn duhn
(the letter)- Z zee!
(the letter)- H aich
Smiley- smy lee
Hair- hehr
Limbs- lims
Dinner- dihn nur
Elephant- ehl uh fuhnt
Bowling bohl- eeng
Fight- fiyght

Courtesy- kurt-ah-see
Brisbane - briz-bay-ne
Vandal- van-dawl
Lemonade - lem-ohn-ayde
Esplanade - (I don't think I've ever seen this word before 0_o) s-plan-ayde
Fish and chips - fish sticks (XD)
Notebook - no-t-b-ooh-k
Mountains - mawn-taynes
Water - wah-ter
Food - f-ooh-ed
Butterfly - but-er-fly (>.>)
Ice block - eye-c bl-awk
Soft drink - Pop
Alternate - ahl-t-er-nayte
London - lun-dun
(the letter) Z - sounds like "C" when said aloud
(the letter) H - Ay-sh
Smiley - sm-eye-lee
Hair - hh-aye-rr
Limbs - l-ihm-bah-s
Dinner - d-ihn-uhr
Elephant - l-eh-f-aynt
Bowling - bow-lin
Fight - fi-i-huh-t