Greetings, gooey humans! I know that nobody probably reads this stuff unless they have to, so I'll get right to the chase.
I am thepaperprophet. You may have heard of me? No? Ah, well. You can't win 'em all, am I right? So there, I've introduced myself. Now to bore you with boring details of my boring life of boredom. I'm made of paper, as you can probably tell from my name, so fire scares me quite a bit... Because unlike you fleshy humans I actually BURN when I touch it. Like, ALL of me. So yeah... Uhm... what else... I dunno why don't you go review someone else's welcome thinggummywhat?
