What if...

I would scream then kill him and never drink again!

What if it never rained?

I would do a Native American rain dance and save us all.

What if you looked out your window and saw a witch riding a bicycle? o_O

I'd run out there yelling "Give Toto back!"

What if you lost your gravity and couldn't stay down anymore?

I'd float over to Home Depot, steal a rope, and tie myself down to something.

What if I was your MOTHER???? :O

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I'd grab some friends, leave my parents an apologetic note, and gooooooooooo!!!!

I'm one of those friends, right? Haha. Just kidding.***

If you were my mother, you would have had me when you were two, and I would be reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalllllllllllllllllyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy weirded out!!!

What if your siblings duplicated!!!!

Sure, you can come to the concert with us.

Like two of each??? Gross! I'd "dispose" of half of them.

What if the world stopped spinning?

Then one half of the world would always have night and the other would always have day. And we would never have changing seasons. And I wouldn't have to hear the stupid people in my science class ask why we don't get dizzy and fall over (idiots). Hahaha

What if you got tackled by a sumo wrestler

I imagine I'd probably die. . . .

What if you had to get a face transplant?

I would say "Could you make it look like how it does now?" Hahaha

What if you had a million dollars

A million - oh wait, I spent it all.

What if the world was taken over by aliens and you and one family member of your choice was given the chance to escape in the last space rocket? Who would you choose to go with you? I've always thought of this though I could never think of who I'd choose.

Ooooh..... hard one.... I'd save one of my brothers since I can't save both. I guess the first one of them I pick up, sling over my shoulder, and run like mad.

What if MJ was still alive?

Um.....his stuff would cost a lot less?

If you could choose to be either extremely beautiful/handsome or extremely intelligent, which would you choose?
(Fortunately I don't have to choose. JUST KIDDING!)

Well seeing that I believe in natural beauty, I'd choose intelligence.

What if you woke up in the middle of the desert?

I'd fall back asleep to wake up in my bed again.

What if you were changed into a genie and trapped in a lamp?