What if...

What are you man-sexy-dude? I thought you were supposed to be macho, not even death was supposed to destroy! Pshhh, wimp.

What if YOU SUDDENLY INHERITED ALL THE CHEESE IN THE WORLD? Just for you, no one else could have any, it was your cheese.

I would give it to one of my friends who LOVES cheese.


What if you broke all the bones in both you hands and you couldn't write/type?

Scream at the top of my lungs and then learn how to put a pencil between my wrists and write...or force my sister to do it for me.

What if everyone forgot your birthday...even your parents.

I'd steal money from them all and have my own little birthday with my own little muffin and presents I bought with THEIR money. Don't forget the candle in my muffin. Gotta have fire!

What if you were locked in an elevator for a night - and the God awful airplane music was playing the entire time?

Whip out my iPod, crank up McFly, and have myself a dance party.

What if you were implanted with the Intersect and had to become a spy? (for those of you who don't watch Chuck, you've literally had all of the Government's top-secret files downloaded into your head like a computer)

I'd be all "COOL I'm a spy!" then go on YWS and completely forget about it.

What if you could live your fantasy for one year, and it was followed by your perfect Hell?

Heck no. My fantasy is not worth my perfect Hell, by any stretch of the imagination.

What if you found out you were the only surviving heir to the throne of some random country?

:O Sign me up Mack, I gotta country to run!

What if you turned into a purple octopus?

Then I'd live...
Under the sea! Under the sea! Everything's better down where it's wetter, take it from me!

What if you saw a million bucks on the street, and a sixteen ton weight was hanging fifty feet above it?

I would use a really long stick to pull it towards me.

What if you found out how to can donuts?

I would get as many vanilla and strawberry frosted as I can force my brother to carry, and can them all, stocking up for the winter!

What if you found a magic lamp, but for every wish your genie counts, there's a counter?

Oh, you mean like that corrupt-a-wish business? Crap. I'd go find me another genie; to heck with that one!

What if you got locked in your school overnight?

I would go to all the classrooms and write spooky messages on the whiteboards, then raid the staffroom food.

What if you never need sleep?

Then I would have read twice as many books as I already have (<3 books)

What if you won free tickets to one of the concerts Aerosmith is doing this November (Give it to me!...who said that? Hehheh)

I'd grab some friends, leave my parents an apologetic note, and gooooooooooo!!!!

What if you went to a crazy party, had a little too much to drink, and woke up in bed the next morning next to Justin Bieber?