What if...

Eeeny Meeny Miiny Mo, catch a tiger by the toe, if he squeal let him go, eeny meen miiny mo!!! Alright, you're my new husband!

What if someone came up to you and said that you were his/her daughter! Yep daughter; even if you are a dude!?

I would say "As awesome as that would be for you, I have a dad."

What if Johnny Depp came up to you and asked you to marry you? (Even if you're a guy)

Ew. I'm a fan of his acting, not his appearance.

What if you got a golden ticket to Wonka's Chocolate Factory (and it exists).

I'd pass out then go find an extremly poor child who needed it.

What if you really met Santa!

I would demand all the presents I wanted that he never gave to me!

What if youngwriterssociety didn't exist?

I would die!

What if there was actually a Hogwartz?

duh... It already exists!
Where do you think I learn all my magical writing from???

What if you woke up one morning and found you were actually a carrot?

I'd buy a bunny and let it eat me, because it's sad being a carrot. T.T

What if you woke up bald?

I'd tear my hair out in distress...oh...wait...

What if you went skydiving and the parachute broke?

I'd, um, I'd die I guess.

Nah, just kidding. I'd be saved by Superman.

What if I had never joined this site?

I would be miserable!!! Hahaha.

What if you were told that you had three months to live?

I would live what remained of my life to the fullest--oh wait, I've been doing that for sixteen years.

What if you were God? (Sorry, not feeling creative today.....)

I wouldn't be here to answer this question... and my ex would probably be a burning lump of coal.

What if Ke$ha didn't wake up feeling like P. Diddy?

Then she wouldn't grab her glasses and hit the city...

What if penguins ruled the world?

Seas would rise when they gave the word. (Nahh, the world would just be more awesome).

What if the poke feature on facebook.com didn't exist?