A thing about me

Hey, my name is BlackBird, and I believe that monkeys will one day rule the universe. I enjoy writing fantasy novels, short stories, and poetry. I wish that I could fly and write at the same time. Well, that's pretty much all I have to say at the moment.

*points to avatar* And we're starting with this website...

Welcome to YWS! If you have any questions, feel free to ask.

*stares at the monkey-crazed people in this thread*

Blackbird, I believe you're forgetting that there's this one thing standing between you and your monkeys, and world conquest: MY HUGE ARMY OF FROGS.

*grins* anyways, welcome to the YWS. Nice to see another YWGer on the site.

Don't forget my owls. They fly, have excellent night vision, and can rip your monkeys and frogs apart.

Anyway welcome, and you get a gift.
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Nate, you ARE a monkey, not just your avatar. *grins*

Greetingz, Blackbird. Hope to see you in the Fantasy forum....that is, if I can find the time to read everything....ohwell.

Monkeys ehh? You should get together with EBM and see if you both can hypothesize a theory in which we will be able to fully function with them by allying ourselves with this species. See you around monkey dude! Oh, and welcome!

-Z

niteowl wrote:Don't forget my owls. They fly, have excellent night vision, and can rip your monkeys and frogs apart.

*blinks*

*jokingly draws sword* Send those owls anywhere NEAR my frogs, and I'll....

*drops off as she notices everyone staring at her* never mind...

AAAAAAUGH!!! I know I know you, BlackBird, but I can't seem to remember who you are. Do you have a different name on YWG? Anyways, all three of you will be helpless against Hunter's army of Squirkeys and ninjas (squirkeys are a cross between squirrels and monkeys that breed really really fast and are crazy fighter thingies.)

do not underestimate the power of the monkeys, they could kill something if they wanted to. Neither owls or frogs stand a chance against my fierce army of monkeys!

What about my army of fleas? Oh no! The monkeys will eat them! Hop fleas! Hop for your lives!

*long line of hopping black dots trail out of site*

Anyway ... HI!!!!

My dragons love monkeys.. they make excellent snacks

Monkey, the other, other, other, other, other white meat

how could you even think of eating monkeys?! Frogs, fleas, and dragons, happen to be very appetizing to my fleete of monkeys!

what about my armada of skunks? mmmmuuuaaaahhhhhmmmmuuaaahhh

They can come with us to the magical land of that one place!