Would You Rather?

Hey I thought it'd be cool if we try out the traditionally awesome game of would you rather. Keep it PG!


Would you rather eat a hobos scarf or do the chicken dance on world-wide TV?

Eat a hobos scarf X)

Would you rather eat a frog or a snake?

Snake!

Would you rather kiss a dog or a cat?

Cat, they look like good kissers.

Would you rather dance around NY city in a mankini when it's snowing or marry a hobo with a rabid dog named Jeff?

Is it the hobo or the dog who's named Jeff? It all depends. XD Just kidding, I'd rather dance around in the mankini.

Would you rather....

Be the guy in the circus who sticks his head in the lion's mouth,

OR

Be the guy who has the apple shot off the top of his head?

The guy who gets the apple shot off his head. (her head)

Would you rather:

Declare your love to Michael Jackson's dead body to the world.

OR

Be stung by 1,000 bee's.

Declare my love. Necrophilia will be socially acceptable soon! xD

Would you rather be told that your parents are actually kidnappers who took you when you were three or realize that your best friend has been emailing your secrets to the entire school all along?

Best friend emailing my secrets. I have nothing bad to hide, and knowing that about my "parents" would just be plain creepy.

If you were dying of thirst, would you rather:

Drink a can of pickle juice,

OR drink a cup four day old tea with rotten limons floating in it?

I rather drink that cup of tea. I don't care if it contains lot of rotten lemons.
Lemon's good, right? XD

Would you rather be killed by:

Jason (Chainsaw Massacre) or Freddy (Nightmare on St. Elmo Street)?

Urg. I'd rather not die xD Um, seeing as I've watched neither of those movies, I'd pick Jason because I don't want the memory of Fred Weasley tarnished by Freddy

Would you rather be a hermit and have no contact with the outside world for all your life but have a magic machine that makes whatever you what, be it food, books anything but phones or anything that would contact anyone or only eat pickles and drink mustard for the rest of your life and every week eat a textbook?


Lol, that was pretty long.

Hermit.

Would you rather listen to Justin Bieber or Miley Cyrus? >.<

Miley Cyrus. Still, it would be torture.

Would you rather eat pickles with mayo on top or drink Diet Coke with orange juice mixed in?

Coke with orange juice, definitely. Can't be much worse than my usual Pepsi/Sprite/Fanta/Root Beer mix.

Would you rather get mauled by a rabid, frothing-at-the-mouth squirrel or by a little girl armed with a teaspoon?

Tough.

But I'd say the girl, because I'm terrified of having to get rabies shots.

Still, that was a close decision.

Would you rather be invisible or be able to read minds?

Sometimes, I already feel invisible, so...I'd rather be able to read minds. It would amuse me. XD.

Would you rather be able to fly or would you rather be to run at great speeds?