Would You Rather?

I think I would pick great speeds because flying kind of slow would get old.

Would you rather Eat a cup filled with different bugs or jump 50 ft into a small pool.

Flying. Without a doubt.

Would you rather be a famous, top selling author for writing a twelve book series called Harry Twilight and the seven shiny wizards,

-or-

Be the best writer in the world, but lose every novel you write due to juice spillage or computer virus, exactly three words before you finish the final chapter.

I would rather lose every novel.

Would you rather sit in an elevator for two days with a person who talked non-stop

Or

Sit in an Elevator for two days with a person who sat and stared at you never saying a word.

Sit in an elevator for two days with a person who talked non-stop

Would you rather sit in a tank of cockroaches or a tank of expired milk?

Tank of expired milk. I have an obsessive fear of roaches. Anyway, for how long? I think I could stick expired milk. I'd prefer it to roaches, no contest.

Would you rather...

Be crushed by moving walls or be torn to pieces by a rabid dog?

Either way, I'd die...what would be less painful. I'd have to say...crushed by Moving Walls.

Would you rather:

Never say or type or read a word with the letter "e" for the rest of your life (By the way, "e" is the most commonly used letter in the English language)?

OR

Never eat or see or smell bread(any kind yeast-free or not) or its ingredients for the rest of your life (By the way, bread is the most commonly consumed food on the planet)?

Erm, bread. Couldn't be too bad.

Would you rather never be able to stop talking for the rest of your llife, OR never be able to stop dancing?

Never be able to stop dancing. Purely because I can't dance and it would be hilarious!

Would you rather:

Be forced to kill and eat your favorite pet?

-or-

Be forced to live a life completely alone with your pet?

My poor dog Dx

I'd live a life completely alone with my pet, with the understanding that I could crawl back to society if and when it passes away.

Would you rather be away from a)the Internet or b)movies in any form for the rest of your life?

Aaargh!!! Decisions, decisions... Oh well, probably the movies.

Would you rather have your fingernails be pulled off slowly one by one or have to where a hand-puppet on your right hand for the rest of your life and when you speak you move the puppets mouth too.

Hand puppet. Absolutely.

I want one now...


Be bitten repeatedly by a small child, or be suspended upside down for five hours... over a pit of ravenous sharks in a tank?

Run fast

would you rather live in a giant fishbowl with 10 extremely angry giant lobsters or in a cave with a pissed off bear?

In a cave with a pissed off bear. There'd be plenty of turns to take and a cave always has an exit.

Would you rather be stranded in a desert or mountain top?

Desert I was born in the Sahara so I'm sort of used to that sort of thing :p

Would you rather eat nothing but scrambled eggs for the rest of your life or never write or read again?

Ugh I hate scrambled eggs, but I couldn't live without my books, so scrambled eggs.

Would you Rather

Have to live with spiders crawling all over you for the rest of you life.

or

Have your hairs plucked from your head one by one till they are gone, just to have it done again when they grow back.