Make Up Poor Names For Characters

The purpose of this activity is to make up terrible names to use for a character in any story or book. Names that are so cringe-inducing as to make you wince.

What makes a bad name?:

• Obvious symbolism
• Impossible to pronounce
• You got it from the ingredients list of a Twinkee
• Et cetera

Just keep it clean! This topic is rated E after all.

Mary Sue

or

Marehasuey

Ieemthcn.

I actually read a book where a characters name was Ieemthc... How you say it, I have no idea.

Two words. Inheritance Cycle.

Orpheus

Enoby Darkness Dementia Raven Way

Win.

Bobby Joe Corn Jr.
I think I'd just feel sorry for a character that was named this.

Noob Saibot

XDD

Merlin34 wrote:Enoby Darkness Dementia Raven Way

Win.

Indeed. "HER NAME IS ENOBY NOT MARY SUE!" xD

Umlaut.
I saw this webpage listing the reasons 'you know you're industrial when...' and one was: You have contemplated calling your pet/child/etc 'Umlaut'.

Haha this is funny! Me and my friend Morgan were talking about bad story names earlier! She said she knew someone name Dorcas in grade school. Whose parents hate them that much? I mean...

...Dorcus? Dork? Hullo?

Yeah, we also said Jane and Mildred.

Fear Darkness

Scarlett Rose. Actually, it's not that bad...

Raspberry Moonchild

This is actually true as I know an elderly lady called Anus. I mean c'mon, who call's their own daughter this. She was such a sweet old lady to.

Jamibiniquasaychanauy. I read some African book where the Mc's daughter was named this. God, half the page was taken up with the characters names in this book, but this one was by far the worst.