Make Up Poor Names For Characters

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Jimi Blue Ochsenknecht :D
you can go google him and you'll know what i mean..
actually you should already know by only looking at the name:D
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There are some really good ones here. Kinda memorable. I guess that's bad.

:arrow: Worse than a bad name is this
We're Sure TheNewHero wrote:I can't tell you my name. Because then I'd be fired from the spy organization I work with. The one I was born into, the role I inherited from my parents. I wish I wasn't a spy. It's hard.
"Abby?" - My real name is Abbys, but my friends call me Abby.

*Misspelling intended.

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Bella.

What you think? After Twilight, giving your character this stereotypical name is going to get her in bad light of the readers. So I swear never to use names from any hit novel. Especially MC's.
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Stormy Graves

There was actually a girl at my high school who was named that.
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Sorgiaceniaceous. My brain no process. *beep beep. shutting down now.*
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Ping Pong (Literally - my brother knew a girl by this name, she was a chinese immigrant....)
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Lava wrote:Princess Consuella Bananahammock! XD


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Umm... How about Bilbo Baggins (from The Hobbit)?! I mean, hello... Think about that one for a minute... it's a strange name.
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Actually, I wrote this in my first submitting thing,

two names and ppl keep complaining about them:

alomanhiochicalousa

barothlemewconsaido
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Lord Electricia Kingston Charles Chuck Jupiter Norris De'Lacie Altstadt Lucias Humphrey Smith McQueen Dragon-Slayer Marquis Baron Vennitron the Sixth.

I kept trying to finish it but more words popped into my head. >___>
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smashles wrote:Maynard. This is the name that MJ stands for on Desperate Housewives...

Seriously? Ha! I always thought it stood for Mike Junior…That is hilarious. Poor kid, though :P
Okay, here's mine:
Constable James Adam Vert. This was a character in one of my stories. The press like to call him Constable J. A. Vert if they wrote articles on him. Props to anyone who gets the horribly obvious reference I made there. I changed his name to Constable Green, so it's less obvious. :)
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Synthia Mountain Dew.

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