"The mark of your ignorance is the depth of your belief in injustice and tragedy. What the caterpillar calls the end of the world, the Master calls the butterfly." ~ Richard Bach
I am utterly evil. I have done an evil thing. I have practically made my avatar all powerful, (notice the crowns) I have become a lion most of the time with the ability to turn into a 26ft 5 inches tall female black dragon. It is soooooooo cool. almost as cool as Snionk's avatar the really all powerful magic swine. I now where crowns. Qi stares at my bad-*** dragon self and says, "That's not fair! You cheated!"
"life ain't fair." I smugly reply, "besides, you killed Sam and probably Mesh." my, now I realize unloyal wishywashy, subjects bow down to me once more.
"no matter," said Qi, "I can defeat you anyway. I have weapons."
"I still have my lightsabor" (which now was like a dagger to me because of my size). "and teeth and claws and fire." "but I don't want to fight you; I know I can't kill you (griffin keeper said so, and I would feel bad cause I kinda cheated) and I know you will just keep coming back like in the debates no matter how wounded you are. My proposition is that we will become equal partners, besides you metal leg is cool."
I wait for they answer, I have a feeling I knew what it was.
(sorry for RPing for you, I hope this is satisfactory. I can hold a light-saber, clumsily when I am a lion but hold it still the same and as a girl I can not really get much more metro than rainbow in my lion stage, but as a dragon, I am already a girl. I am serious about a pact, I know you will just keep coming)
"Tanks!" I say to Snoink, jumping up and down and giggling. Wait a second... why am I jumping up and down and giggling? And why is my voice so... cute?
I glance down, slowly and then let out a scream. I'm Boo! I'm trapped in a two-year-old's body! I catch a glimpse of myself in a nearby shiny thingy that I'm not allowed to touch because I'm too little. Hey, I'm kind of cute. I think I like this.
"Piggy!" I cry, flinging myself onto Snoink for a really big hug.
Got YWS?
"Most of us have far more courage than we ever dreamed we possessed."
- Dale Carnegie
"The mark of your ignorance is the depth of your belief in injustice and tragedy. What the caterpillar calls the end of the world, the Master calls the butterfly." ~ Richard Bach
"Sowwy." I sniffle once and then run off giggling wildly. "Buttons!!!" I start pushing random buttons and lights begin to flash, which sort of messed up whatever fight Qi and Zel are having, but that's okay!
I begin to sing a song I made up. Today. When I was a bazillion years old.
"If I had a porcupine!" I leapt. You have to leap at that part. "Then I would not give him a name!" A skip there. "And if I had a wreath!" A twirl. "I would throooooow it outsiiiide..." This part is really dramatic, so you have to spin really fast 'til you fall down. "For the porcupine." Then you get to laugh really hard and roll around on the ground and get in people's way who are trying to do really important things but you're being a hindrance!! I giggle.
Got YWS?
"Most of us have far more courage than we ever dreamed we possessed."
- Dale Carnegie
Suddenly I am in another completely different room without Qi or Griffin or white robed subjects. I notice I can not get through the door in my current size and turn back into a lion. I pad through the doors and notice Boo, wait could that be areida07, it was. And she was adorable! I used to hate little kids but she was dancing so cutely. I hoped she did not still wear diapers and walked up to her. "Hi you big girl," I purred. I covered my face with my paws and said, "Wears the baby? There she is!"
"Zelithon, Qi, these are the members of YWS 100 years from when we joined. Apparently they are zombies because they conform to whatever you say."
"So if I say I'm god of everything, they'll do whatever I say?" Zelithon and Qi asked.
"No, they'll just accept what you say as fact and then ignore you."
"What if we kill them?"
"In that case, they use air from your account to burn the bodies." Qi looked very uncomfortable.
"Oooooh, 100 years in the future and nobody told me. Thats a little rude." I say then I snicker at Qi for killing zombias. I decided to take over the real members instead. (without telling Qi of coarce)
"Why did we have to go 100 years in the future?" I say as I playfully flick my tail at Boo. "And how did you take us from the moon? Am I breaking any rules with my avatar? I know It is a bit extreem."
"I don't really understand the mechanics behind it, it just worked," I shrugged.
"You used the creative fusion drive to create a teleporter which automatically defies space and time?"
"Nate!" Zelithon said.
"No, he's Nate05." Qi said.
"You're both wrong. I'm Nate87," Nate87 said.
"How many Nates are there anyway?" I wondered.
"We lost count," Nate87 said.
"Am I breaking the rules by changing my avatar?" Zel asked.
"Nope. You see, even though your relative size changes, you are still 100 by 100 images," Nate87 said authoritatively.
"So we're all the same size, no matter how many avatar changes we go through?" Qi asked incredulously.
"It depends on the total area of you figure versus the rest of the avatar."
"I have a headahe.." I mumbled to no one in particular.
"Wait. Where are the rest of the admins?" A member glanced up at me, puzzled.
"Admins?" I nodded, finally! COmmunication! "Well, Nate05 is over there, and Nate87 is over there.."
Oy. Not Nate, Nate05.
"Are you really from the past?"
"YES!" I screamed, finally losing my patience. "Snoink, Sam, El, let's go do what us SPEW members do best, eh?" Silence. "Snoink? Ari? Griff? Anyone?" great.. Now I'm alone, or just completely lost.. and how the heck did I turn into a cat? geesh. this is not my day.. homework, time travel, shape shifting, what next?
***Under the Responsibility of S.P.E.W.*** (Sadistic Perplexion of Everyone's Wits)
Medieval Lit! Come here to find out who Chaucer plagiarized and translated - and why and how it worked in the late 1300s.
"Kitty!" I hug the lion and then scamper off, laughing. It seems I do a lot of laughing as Boo.
I come across Mesh, who is now a really cute kitten. "Kitty!" I squeal again, but somehow resist the urge to hug her and squeesh her and love her and make her my own. So instead I start singing my song about the porcupine again.
Got YWS?
"Most of us have far more courage than we ever dreamed we possessed."
- Dale Carnegie
I shoot the dragon portion, vaproixing it instantly. I steal both crowns and sell them on ebay for 45 cents. And maintain my position as lord and master of the universe.
"An evil thing? As in one? Everything I do is evil! Why just this morning, I had evil eggs for breakfast! Wait! I know!! "
I dissapear from the room in a flash, and go back to 2005, wherein, I change the lineup of events so that Zelithon never was queen, and come back to the present (future) time. And also, a goat was there.
For centuries, theologians have been explaining the unknowable in terms of the-not-worth-knowing.
- HL Mencken
Lie together like butt.
Presenting the GFuture, soon to be the Gnow, reality presented by Google.
Welcome to GEarth.
~Baske in the randomness~
"You can't shoot the dragon portion of me while I am a lion," I whisper to (so that he does not hear me) Qi who I guess is power hungry enough to shoot when there are babies in the room. I turned on a hologram so Qi would think he had won. I did not care about being queen anymore, after all what is the fun of ruling Zombies? None. I Crouch down behind a hologram of exploded dragon guts and watch Boo do a dance.
It is OK with me if Qi thinks he is king as long as he does not become obsessed with killing me. I notice mesh is alive
and wonder what happened and why Qi did not kill her. I decide the safest way to escape from Qi is to tattle tale to Grif while Qi was busy on EBay I ran behind Grif and complained, "Qi keeps trying to disintegrate me and kill me, so he can become king but I don't care anymore"
I knew I could count on Grif. He gave me a collar that would prevent Qi from attacking me with any weapon but would also prevent me from attacking anyone. Fair enough compromise, I reason.
