YWS-2

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I shot each and every one of the members of green day in the head, vaporizing them entirely.

"Walt Disney himself gave this to me. Isn't it great? What else can I shoot?"
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Dusky blinks from where she has been hiding in the corner after finding herself on the newer, spiffy-looking YWS-2 and prays that Qi doesn't decide she (or her hiding place, for that matter) would make a good target for practice.

Slowly, she slips out to stand beside Ari. "What's going on?" she asks quietly, praying that there was some semblance of sanity in all this.
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I wake up clueless, something seems amiss i ponder on this.

I go to my room my whole Medieval Sword collection was gone, i curse Micheal Jackson
"Curse you Micheal,Curse you."
We get off to the rhythm of the trigger and destruction. Fallujah to New Orleans with impunity to kill. We are the hidden fist of the free market.
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Brandishes his brand new spiffy medieval sword collection that he found in someone's room.

"Wow, Fonty, aren't these swords cool? They were just sitting in there! Want one? HAHA PSYCH!" The swords all vanish- as they were all holigrams, because it's the furute, and they can do that.
Then I join fontroy in cursing Micheal Jackson.
"KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNN!!!!!!!"
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I suddenly wake up, hearing voices of curses to Micheal Jackson. I am very surprised that no one cared to even pick me up. I check and find out I am still a cute male. I look into a mirror on the wall.

I think I fancy myself.

Man I'm hot.




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I glance at Dusky, then down at my new dress. "I don't know... but I'm Belle! Woo hoo! I'm a really hot cartoon now! I'm invincible! Indestructible! Able to dance across fields while singing and never missing a note! Un-enchanting an entire castle while finding the love of my life! I'm UNSTOPPABLE!!!"
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"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhy!" I wake up screaming. I look around and realize I am not on the moon anymore. "I am still QUEEN!" I roar to anyone who was in the room. Wait a sec, roar. I look down to see huge spotted paws. I realize I have been turned into my avatar. I wasn't really surprised. Quickly I make sure my avatar wasn't a boy. I was now ecstatic and did what must have been an adorable kittycat dance; "Meow I am a kitty cat, and I dance dance dance and I dance dance dance! Meow I am a kitty cat, and I dance dance dance and I dance dance dance! Cats I'm a kitty cat and I meow meow meow! Cats I'm a kitty cat and I meow meow meow!" I sang. Hey now Surreal has to marry me, there are no other snowlepards to choose from! I consider changing my avatar to become more powerful. Maybe a dragon or a wolf or, (grins) I could steal griffin's. I go off to make sure everyone knows I am still queen and find Bobo to make my avatar a crown, that of coarse would reappear on me.

(To hear my whole kitty cat song go to g-shack.com-hilarious! I also recommend giraffe and ferret)
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"Damn Em... you need a cute boy name, like Clifford, or Hank. Or, I could use the positraction on this here ray gun of mine and turn you into a hot female. Hey look a cat... can I kill it?" He lifts his heavy robotic leg and prepares to squash the thing out of existance.
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- HL Mencken
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I glide into a room and notice a ginormous Qi was about to squash Mesh. I slinked out of the room before he saw me. Qi would totally kill me given the chance, even if I am queen. I consider switching my avatar more seriously after seeing what was about to happen to poor Mesh. I need to at least make it stronger so I can fight better. Snow leopards are not that weak anyway.
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I come bounding in, looking at everyone's new forms.

Then I look down at myself. I'm wearing red, and my hair has changed color.

"Suddanly, I want to toutch them!" Somebody says, from far away. I sniff the air, but then realize that there are no more distinct scents. Everyone smells like animals

I put my hands protectively over my ears.
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The other members of YWS were celebrating.

However, some of them weren't familiar at all. They were very boring, each of them just wearing white jumpsuits. They didn't say anything at all.

"What is going on?" One asked me.
"What do you mean?"
"900+ more members are here. Where did they come from?"
"We've come from the past."
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I see a griffin in a huge crowd, I assume it is griffin keeper. I decide that griffin keeper won't try to kill me. "Whats going on? Where did those white jumpsuit people come from? Why aren't we on the moon anymore? What happened to the ship? Why is Qi crazy? And most important of all WHY AREN'T YOU ALL BOWING DOWN TO ME? I AM YOUR QUEEN ZELITHON!" I roared at him, I lashed my tail for good measure.
I was delighted when all the white jumpsuit people (why would everyone have a human avatar?) bowed down to me and said, "All hail the Queen Zelithon."
Griffin just stared for a moment before speaking
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I shoot exactly one half of the bowing crowd. "Am the lord, thy king, Qiguaigongfu! You shall bow before me and me alone! Only before god shall you bow down to another master! All except for the cool original YWS people, you guys rock. You shall all be given cushy cabinet and ambasador positions. Except for Zelithon, if she refuses to bow, she shall be executed. You cannot usurp the authority of the Evil Overlord of the Universe! I am the duely elected representative of the small furry animals, and their self appointed lord and master! I am the star on the horizon! I am the emperor of all things living, and the 5th circut judge for the montgomery court of appeals... But still emperor and Evil Overlord of the Universe!" The crowd turns and bows, and swears to do my bidding and my bidding alone on pain of death.
For centuries, theologians have been explaining the unknowable in terms of the-not-worth-knowing.
- HL Mencken
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"oh no, a clown!" I say sarcastically, I had seen this coming and switched to a lion. I was a tiny bit freaked out by becoming a male.
"I am a lion! Lions are kings! I am KING! You shall obey me, not this impostor! I was Queen before he even posted on this board!" all of my loyal subjects nod and bow to me, some throw rotten vegetables at Qi. I wonder where they came from. I remember my cheese I brought with me from the moon, I pick it up and throw it at clown boy's weapons witch explode. "All hail King Zelithon our fair king, who does not kill us!" They all shouted.
Qi ran from the room undoubtedly on his way to try and scheme another way to get my subjects. I turn back to griffin keeper and stand on my back legs to hold my light saber.




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I put the ray gun on stun and shoot the lion, removing all of its hair.

"There, now your a metro lion, and not suited for kingship. And I am no clown!! "
I paint the harmless lion in rainbow colors.
"That cat is no more a king than a mouse!" All continued to bow to me, as they swore to do so on pain of death.

(My avvie doesn't represent me. I look exactly the same, but I'm ten feet tall, and have a large robotic leg. And don't RP for me. What you said I did never happened. And you have no thumbs, and cannot hold a lightsaber.)
For centuries, theologians have been explaining the unknowable in terms of the-not-worth-knowing.
- HL Mencken
Lie together like butt.
Presenting the GFuture, soon to be the Gnow, reality presented by Google.
Welcome to GEarth.
~Baske in the randomness~



“Hope” is the thing with feathers - That perches in the soul - And sings the tune without the words - And never stops - at all -
— Emily Dickinson