YWS-2

I glanced up and saw C.

"I'd opt for the gun, right now. The food seems to be nonexistent."

I took one of Qi's futuristic hats. I placed on my head and looked in the mirror, I looked snazzy.

"Hello, thank you for purchasing the Hat-O-Matic 4000," the hat said.
"Qi, thanks for buying these hats!"

Somebody handed me a hat that looked like a moose.

Oooookay?

I shrugged and pointed to my horned helmet, "I already have one, but if you want to get rid of them..."
I put two on the tips of my horns. "Geeze, I thought the famine in Sven's house was horrible...here we're reduced to eating weapons...who planned this thing anyways?"

"Muahahhaha, now that you have all adorned my mind control hats... I can RULE THE WORLD!! Everyone, get FUNKY!" Those with hats on began to dance, and seemed to enjoy themselves quite much.

Though I didn't post it I had suspected a thing like that. Good thing I already had a nonmind controled crown on. I concidered taking hats off people but decided the danceing was too entertaining. I lay down to watch.

Since neither of my hats were technically affecting my brain, it struck me as amusing to watch everyone...I joined in for a while, then sat to watch with Zel, humming a song involving chickens, bravery, and soiling pants.....Ahh, my favorite song...I luv The Holy Grail.....

"Um, guys.." I say. "Isn't that kind of evil? Hats that control people's brains?"

"Yes, indeed it is, nice observation... now, take a hat!"

For once I agreed with Qi. Jenna was going to try and spoil our fun. So when she refused a hat I snuck up behind her and put one on her. I can not abide spoil sports.

"This sucks," I thaught, watching my body dance around from inside my own head. "But at least they're agreeing on something."

I wondered how long it would be before either somebody stopped Qi and Zel, or together they captured the entire crew, and which was more likely. Big question there.

"Hey- jenna just gave me an idea- because litter to her knowledge those hats project any of their un-me thoughts to me. Lets go capture the entire crew, and put hats on them too! And, ENJOY getting funky, right now!!"

Deciding once and for all that Qi was bonkos, I took the flat of my (rather heavy) sword and konked him on the head. It seemed to daze him, but I didn't want to knock him out completely.
"Let's make this rule a trio, shall we?" I said as I helped him to his feet.

I giggled as I watched Qi nod apparently dazed and hand C Elicin a magnificent diamond ring. "as a make up present showing he agreed completely" She looked Suspicious but must have thought it was too gorgeous. I knew what was coming. She started dancing exactly like the others; under control. I won't except anything from Qi ever now. Devious!

Never let a pig dance.

I did try to dance... honest. But when he cranked up the disco music, I couldn't help myself. I started slipping all over the place... right into Jennafina. She gave a cry and fell, landing on C. Elocin. She tripped and landed on Ari.

And thus, the domino effect began.