An Ode to Snoink:
Settle around this fire, children
and listen to this tale of old.
Once there lived a Queen, terrible
in her wisdom - such were her reviews
that all came to fear her scathing wit
and mocking laugh. Many were the noobs
she slayed, both directly and not so
(for instance, someone falling down
stairs as they backed away in terror)
For a time she enjoyed this, delighting
in the macabre dance of corpses falling
about her feet. But a day soon dawned
when that most awful of demons was born:
Boredom. And she looked to the stars
for guidance and inspiration; the twinkling
sea of diamonds above burned so bright,
the Queen grew jealous and desired to posses
them all for herself, so that she and she alone
could shine.
Oh Queen of the Stars,
how greedily you sucked the light
of the universe into your sticky palms;
one by one you gathered the stars,
precious jewels into your grasp
Until the sky was black and empty.
The vista above and below was so bleak,
the burning Queen soon became utterly mad,
drowning in the sorrowful hooting of confused owls,
she formed a union with a certain pink animal
and fled unto the Ends of the Earth
whereupon she fell off a gigantic cliff
(there to hang in suspension for all eternity, Thelma and Louise stylez, as a moral lesson for all you little bitches. Now get the hell away from my fire)
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The End. <3
P.S I'd like to add that Snoink totally abandoned chat as I started writing this Ode! Ungrateful, much? XD
I'm not actually going to be constructive here, because this doesn't need it. The end made me laugh a lot, but I absolutely adored the whole thing! 
