Queen of the Stars

Jiggity · 2010-01-13T09:55:31Z

An Ode to Snoink: Settle around this fire, children and listen to this tale of old. Once there lived a Queen, terrible in her wisdom - such were her reviews that all came to fear her scathing wit and mocking laugh. Many were the noobs she slayed, both directly and not so (for instance, someone falling down stairs as they backed away in terror) For a time she enjoyed this, delighting in the macabre dance of corpses falling about her feet. But a day soon dawned when that most awful of demons was born: Boredom. And she looked to the stars for guidance and inspiration; the twinkling sea of diamonds above burned so bright, the Queen grew jealous and desired to posses them all for herself, so that she and she alone could shine. Oh Queen of the Stars, how greedily you sucked the light of the universe into your sticky palms; one by one you gathered the stars, precious jewels into your grasp Until the sky was black and empty. The vista above and below was so bleak, the burning Queen soon became utterly mad, drowning in the sorrowful hooting of confused owls, she formed a union with a certain pink animal and fled unto the Ends of the Earth whereupon she fell off a gigantic cliff (there to hang in suspension for all eternity, Thelma and Louise stylez, as a moral lesson for all you little bitches. Now get the hell away from my fire) -- The End.

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Thu Jan 14, 2010 5:48 am

BondGirl007 says... · Thu Jan 14, 2010 5:48 am

Jiggs this is so awesome! xD There's really nothing I can add, and even if I tried it would only lessen it's awesomeness.

Many were the noobsshe slayed, both directly and not so(for instance, someone falling down stairs as they backed away in terror)

My favorite part xD.

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Thu Jan 14, 2010 9:41 am

Jiggity says... · Thu Jan 14, 2010 9:41 am

Seems most people loved that particular part XD.

Thanks, all!

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Thu Jan 14, 2010 10:22 am

Snoink says... · Thu Jan 14, 2010 10:22 am

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Ubi caritas est vera, Deus ibi est.

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Thu Jan 14, 2010 10:23 am

Jiggity says... · Thu Jan 14, 2010 10:23 am

LOL!

Ahahaha, that is all kinds of win.

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Wed Jan 20, 2010 6:29 pm

Firestarter says... · Wed Jan 20, 2010 6:29 pm

It looks like a pig fell onto the EU flag ... anyway.

The poem! I wish I could write like this.

Especially the last two lines:

(there to hang in suspension for all eternity, Thelma and Louise stylez, as a moral lesson for all you little bitches. Now get the hell away from my fire)

Yep.

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Fri Jan 29, 2010 10:24 pm

Jasmine Hart says... · Fri Jan 29, 2010 10:24 pm

Hey,

Haha this was brilliant! I love the use of the fire at the start and the end; it was so funny and effectively opened and closed the poem.

My favourite parts were your references to the stars, and to pigs! I really enjoyed reading this-the style is great and it's very clever.

Jas

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Sat Jan 30, 2010 6:17 pm

Lydia1995 says... · Sat Jan 30, 2010 6:17 pm

This is great!

I love the lines in brackets, some of the most classic lines in poetry on this site that I have ever seen. Come to think of it, they were some of the funniest lines I think I have ever seen in poetry

Well Done, this was epic!
Keep Writing (Do some more odes to other distinctive people on this site

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