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You! Congratulations you're rich!

Why am I lefthanded?
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Teacher: What do we, in the U.S enjoy from places like Mexico?
Student: Wait, legally?

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It must be because of genetics? Well, I really don't know.

Why did I invent the cordless phone? OK, it wasn't me, but it was a guy from my town. So, why did he invent it? :lol:
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He doesn't like cords?

Why is the color red called red?
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Because it rhymes with dead. :D

Why is the color blue so awesome?
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Because the color pink said so. :P
Why is snow white?
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Because God wanted it to be that color.

Why does Pretty Crazy have a funny looking cat as her avatar?
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Because it's a free country and if she wants to have a cute kitten avatar she can.

Who invented chocolate milk?
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It's not chocolate milk... I hope you didn't drink any. :smt001

Why is the Land of dead zombies such a terrible town?
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everyone's eating and killing each other...in the end they'll turn up as a pile of crawling hands and eyeballs

Who started the dog and cat feud...was it the dog or the cat?
John McClane: Drop it. It's the police.
Tony: You won't hurt me.
John McClane: Oh, yeah? Why not?
Tony: Because you're a policeman. There are rules for policemen.
John McClane: Yeah. That's what my captain keeps telling me




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The dog, although it used to be a wolf before it was altered into countless mutant freaks through the process of selective breeding. :P

Although I may have to look up rather cats were domesticated first. Wasn't it the Egyptians that did it? They sure did like cats, that's a fact. :wink:
"Jesus said to her, “I am the resurrection and the life. The one who believes in me will live, even though they die; and whoever lives by believing in me will never die. Do you believe this?”
-John 11:25-26




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No Question!

Why is the snow so dang beautiful?
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Teacher: What do we, in the U.S enjoy from places like Mexico?
Student: Wait, legally?

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Because it is always so mesmerizing to look at. :smt114 I wish it snowed more where I live. Darn sleet is not snow! :smt093

What is the meaning of life? :smt051
"Jesus said to her, “I am the resurrection and the life. The one who believes in me will live, even though they die; and whoever lives by believing in me will never die. Do you believe this?”
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to be kind to others and to live right...(just a guess...)

Why do people sometimes see floating circles in front of me?
John McClane: Drop it. It's the police.
Tony: You won't hurt me.
John McClane: Oh, yeah? Why not?
Tony: Because you're a policeman. There are rules for policemen.
John McClane: Yeah. That's what my captain keeps telling me




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Maybe they have been experimenting with things that they shouldn't?

Why do so many kids drink? (I know there are different legal drinking ages throughout the globe, but I'm talking about abusive drinking, as in getting drunk) I'm not religious, I just think drinking is bad. :P
"Jesus said to her, “I am the resurrection and the life. The one who believes in me will live, even though they die; and whoever lives by believing in me will never die. Do you believe this?”
-John 11:25-26



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