Why do girls like the dopey looking Robert Pattinson, or whatever his last name is?
"Jesus said to her, “I am the resurrection and the life. The one who believes in me will live, even though they die; and whoever lives by believing in me will never die. Do you believe this?” -John 11:25-26
John McClane: Drop it. It's the police. Tony: You won't hurt me. John McClane: Oh, yeah? Why not? Tony: Because you're a policeman. There are rules for policemen. John McClane: Yeah. That's what my captain keeps telling me
A person bursts into my room and hands me a history book.
*I flip through it*
Oh, Hitler and his Nazis went extinct before I was born.
Why do people still follow Hitler's twisted philosophy? And why did Hitler pick Blond haired and blue eyed Anglo_Saxons as minions for his so called super race? Why did he not pick dark headed people? He obvioulsy wasn't blond haired. Grainy black and white photos couldn't hide that fact. Was he planning on killing himself after he established his super race?
I guess the allies caused him to kill himself early.
My gosh, that was one insane post.
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"Jesus said to her, “I am the resurrection and the life. The one who believes in me will live, even though they die; and whoever lives by believing in me will never die. Do you believe this?” -John 11:25-26
Hitler made it blond hair and blue eyes, I believe just so he would stand out more considering he was brown-eyed, brown-haired, and short.
Not to mention the fact that Hitler was a friggin' phyco. And no, he wasn't planning to kill himself when he started the entire Holocaust. He was afraid of being captured by the Americans and dicided to do their job for them.
(I think thats how it was at least)
Who else loves history?
I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant. - Robert McCloskey
Teacher: What do we, in the U.S enjoy from places like Mexico? Student: Wait, legally?
I do! I only missed one question on my state final exam of the school year. I am still frustrated over never being able to know which one I missed.
Why is chocolate so delicious?
"Jesus said to her, “I am the resurrection and the life. The one who believes in me will live, even though they die; and whoever lives by believing in me will never die. Do you believe this?” -John 11:25-26
I feel you man, I missed one question on the Geography Bee and like 5 people told me I was techinically right. -_-
Because they needed to give us SOMETHING to help us get through being teenagers. They found chocolate and dicided it was way more than enough. *hugs giant hershey bar*
Why don't I have chocolate right now?
I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant. - Robert McCloskey
Teacher: What do we, in the U.S enjoy from places like Mexico? Student: Wait, legally?
John McClane: Drop it. It's the police. Tony: You won't hurt me. John McClane: Oh, yeah? Why not? Tony: Because you're a policeman. There are rules for policemen. John McClane: Yeah. That's what my captain keeps telling me
What would happen if everybody in the world was in shape?
"Jesus said to her, “I am the resurrection and the life. The one who believes in me will live, even though they die; and whoever lives by believing in me will never die. Do you believe this?” -John 11:25-26
it would be a nightmare...all those smiles....and creepy faces...gives me the creeps
what if the computer today still look like those big computes in the 60's
John McClane: Drop it. It's the police. Tony: You won't hurt me. John McClane: Oh, yeah? Why not? Tony: Because you're a policeman. There are rules for policemen. John McClane: Yeah. That's what my captain keeps telling me
What? FYJFYFYUJ ERROR What would happen if the Earth's core stopped spinning?
"Jesus said to her, “I am the resurrection and the life. The one who believes in me will live, even though they die; and whoever lives by believing in me will never die. Do you believe this?” -John 11:25-26