Why is the small piece of plastic in my throat irritating me so much?
"Jesus said to her, “I am the resurrection and the life. The one who believes in me will live, even though they die; and whoever lives by believing in me will never die. Do you believe this?” -John 11:25-26
you swallowed plastic?? because the plastic is amde up of material that is hard to be digested by the mouth's chemicals
what do you think of the world's smallest man?
John McClane: Drop it. It's the police. Tony: You won't hurt me. John McClane: Oh, yeah? Why not? Tony: Because you're a policeman. There are rules for policemen. John McClane: Yeah. That's what my captain keeps telling me
What do you think of the world's largest crocodile?
"Jesus said to her, “I am the resurrection and the life. The one who believes in me will live, even though they die; and whoever lives by believing in me will never die. Do you believe this?” -John 11:25-26
Because, it was a way to pretend that the horrors around me don't exist.
Why are the people in my town so evil and have no imagination? Actually, why are young people so bad in general.
"Jesus said to her, “I am the resurrection and the life. The one who believes in me will live, even though they die; and whoever lives by believing in me will never die. Do you believe this?” -John 11:25-26
On a word like, "quack", why is Q always followed by U?
John McClane: Drop it. It's the police. Tony: You won't hurt me. John McClane: Oh, yeah? Why not? Tony: Because you're a policeman. There are rules for policemen. John McClane: Yeah. That's what my captain keeps telling me
To answer this question correctly because I just saw it, a Hufflepuff is someone in the house of Hufflepuff in the books of Harry Potter! It is not a Pokemon Adrian
Why is spoonerism so fun to say?
I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant. - Robert McCloskey
Teacher: What do we, in the U.S enjoy from places like Mexico? Student: Wait, legally?
What genius thought that hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia would be a good word for the fear of long words? I mean really...he must've laughed for days at his funniness.
"Jesus said to her, “I am the resurrection and the life. The one who believes in me will live, even though they die; and whoever lives by believing in me will never die. Do you believe this?” -John 11:25-26
"Jesus said to her, “I am the resurrection and the life. The one who believes in me will live, even though they die; and whoever lives by believing in me will never die. Do you believe this?” -John 11:25-26
