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Because it was an avatar of an alien from the movie Aliens.

Why do you dread what would happen if you forget it has two periods?
There are two kinds of folks who sit around thinking about how to kill people:
psychopaths and mystery writers.

I'm the kind that pays better.
~Rick Castle




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Ah, I see. No, I don't really fear that. That's what Autofill is for. ;)

Why do you say Aliens look so gentle? Having them burst from my chest or crack my skull open to eat me doesn't seem very gentle. ;)
There are two kinds of folks who sit around thinking about how to kill people:
psychopaths and mystery writers.

I'm the kind that pays better.
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Not all storms end too fast unless you're talking about a cyclone...mainly, normal storms ends fast because of the amount of precipitation it holds...the amount of rain storms brings out are more plenty than a normal rain...

Why is the bald eagle called "bald" its not even bald
John McClane: Drop it. It's the police.
Tony: You won't hurt me.
John McClane: Oh, yeah? Why not?
Tony: Because you're a policeman. There are rules for policemen.
John McClane: Yeah. That's what my captain keeps telling me




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Because the whiteness of its head gives the impression that it's bare up there?

Why do you feel sick when you see someone you like? Wouldn't you have a good feeling instead? ;)
There are two kinds of folks who sit around thinking about how to kill people:
psychopaths and mystery writers.

I'm the kind that pays better.
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Because you think that you will make a fool of yourself or that you like someone so much that your mind is a bit stress...

what would happen if the wilbur brother had not made airplanes....?
John McClane: Drop it. It's the police.
Tony: You won't hurt me.
John McClane: Oh, yeah? Why not?
Tony: Because you're a policeman. There are rules for policemen.
John McClane: Yeah. That's what my captain keeps telling me




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As many as it takes!

Why is my back hurting so much?
I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant. - Robert McCloskey

Teacher: What do we, in the U.S enjoy from places like Mexico?
Student: Wait, legally?

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Because its boring and not as fun as the actual working out.

What made me so sick?
I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant. - Robert McCloskey

Teacher: What do we, in the U.S enjoy from places like Mexico?
Student: Wait, legally?

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Because they've fulfilled human's selfish needs for them.

What is the first thing you turn to when you're in a funk?
Naked I came from my mother's womb, and naked I will depart.
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not really, no. I'm not imaginative enough. But i used to talk to objects like they were my friends- vases and wax figurines, and such.

What is imagination?
Naked I came from my mother's womb, and naked I will depart.
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Because we're all waiting for the obnoxious stegasaurus to grow up (sarah? stella?)

What else are you doing right now, besides yws-ing?
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because it has people like you?

why in god's name would you want to hold your breath for one minute or more?
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because they post provoking questions in randomness forums?


Why can't your questions be simple to answer?
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I don't know where over here is, but im gonna say two.

same question.
Naked I came from my mother's womb, and naked I will depart.
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Because scientists don't want them to. It's some sort of conspiracy, I imagine.


What should you be doing intead of this (and sleep)?
Naked I came from my mother's womb, and naked I will depart.
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Because you can sleep in tomorrow (?)
EDIT: midnight.

I meant what, besides sleep should you be doing right no?
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