Stop talking about Tiger Woods!

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If I turn my TV on one more time and it's about Tiger Woods' car crash, I'm going to throw my shoe at it. Seriously, I can't even visit Drudge Report anymore because Drudge's headline has been Tiger Woods ever since the crash.

Stop talking about Tiger Woods!




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Agreed. *Does not say one word about him*
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Please and thank you.

I spent to hour it takes to get to school listening about this, then the hour it took to get back about it too. No news whatsoever on a news radio show. For the past two stinking days. I think I'll claw my eyes out if I hear his name again tomorrow morning, or throw the radio onto the highway.

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I didn't realise it was such a big thing. I've barely heard anything about it at all. But then, I don't watch much TV, and what I do watch is usually comedies or panel shows.
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And of course, to prevent any more discussion about Tiger Woods, we start a thread entirely devoted to him. ;) It's kind of like saying, "Don't think about green elephants!"

I agree with you, but still.
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Now I can't stop thinking about green elephants. =(
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Where I lived it was constant coverage of some firefighters who died exactly 10 years ago. And Tiger Woods, of course. Who cares? Tiger Woods and his mother? Whatever.
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Haha, quite true Evi! But I can't complain about the subject without stating the subject :)

This is the best commentary thus far*:



* Sadly, I think this video is only available in the USA. It's from the Daily Show.




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You're right, Nate. I can't see it. Mind giving us the keywords so we can hopefully find it on our own? :)
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Rosey Unicorn wrote:You're right, Nate. I can't see it. Mind giving us the keywords so we can hopefully find it on our own? :)


I hate regional copyright restrictions...!

Try searching for: "The Daily Show with Jon Stewart: Tiger Woods Newszak". It's the name of the video, and you may be able to find it on YouTube. However, Comedy Central is pretty stingy about their content so if it is available on YouTube, it won't be available for very long.




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That always happens to me for some reason. "This video isn't available due to the copyright restrictions in your country", or whatever. I don't even want to think about what awesome things I've missed!
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LOL. Green elephants! This reminds me of a quote by Dostoyevsky:

“Try to pose for yourself this task: not to think of a polar bear, and you will see that the cursed thing will come to mind every minute.”

That video was awesome, by the way. :)
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I'm with Sureal in that I've only ever heard it once, but I don't have a TV to catch all those news channels talking about him! Poor guy.

That video was full of win!
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I had no idea it even happened -.-
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I'm not trying to be aggravating, but what did happen to Tiger Woods?
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