Sayings that are Funny, But True

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Never say sorry, if you don't mean it
"Tell me a joke" She smiled, "I love you" he laughed, leaving her there with a broken heart




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That's not funny, although it is true.




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Hee Microwave Buddy... ANYWHO

We're gettin' some good ones, BUT WE NEED MORE BWAHAHAHAHAA*coughs*HAHAHAHAA!

KEEP IT UP... AGAIN!




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The third quote in my sig. "Homosexuality is gay" It is kind of funny, really true, and it's probably the wisest statement in the entire Biology book. Or at least the only one I can understand. :lol:
"You do ill if you praise, but worse if you censure, what you do not understand." Leonardo Da Vinci

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Don't get mad, get even.

Words to live by... try it out and you'll be a much happier person.
Adults are just obsolete children, and to hell with them!
-Dr.Suess

Deadpanners are backtalkers!

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The second mouse gets the cheese.
Oh, you're angry! Click your pen.
--Music and Lyrics




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Heehee, you said cheese...

I found a site wiv 'em:
WARNING: NOT FOR THE FAINT OF HEART OR PEOPLE UNDER 13! 'CEPT FOR SAM... O'COURSE ;)
http://www.humorsphere.com/insults/funny_sayings.htm




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If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
i thought you were shallow, but then i fell in deep.




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"Even the greatest pencils have erasers."
Classmate Alex Bloam
"Sorry I didn't recognize you. I've changed a lot." Oscar Wilde




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the second mouse gets the cheese, the first mouse gets the trap.
~The bandit’s body slumped to the ground, knees hitting first,followed by the rest.His dead weight pushed dust into the air in a swirling cloud.The blood flowed from his head,splicing like river canals,delaying slightly on pebbles before flowing on through the street.~




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People are like slinkies... it's always funny to watch them fall down the stairs




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A few versions of Murphy's Law:

Anything that can go wrong will go wrong. (original)

Anything that can't go wrong will go wrong.

FOR PHOTOGRAPHERS:

The best shots always appear when there is no film left.

The second best shots occur when you are not paying attention.

Any remaining best shots are taken through the lens cap.

FOR SCIENTISTS:

Hot glass looks exactly like cold glass.




There are more but I can't remember them.
So I'm a little left of center, I'm a little out of tune. Some say I'm paranormal, so I just bend their spoon.
Who wants to be ordinary, in a crazy mixed up world? I don't care what they're saying, as long as I'm your girl.




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This one's a little sexist but for the feminists here "Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition"
Light travels faster than sound. That is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level, then beat you with experience

I don't suffer from stress. I am a carrier.




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''etc...' A symbol to make you seem smarter than you actually are.'




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Best freinds are like peeing in your pants; everyone can see it but only you cuold feel it's warmth. (another version)

A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known then wears dark glasses to aviod being recognised


I like the slinky one
Adults are just obsolete children, and to hell with them!
-Dr.Suess

Deadpanners are backtalkers!

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Atheism is a non phophet organisation



Please immediately cease and desist from offering Bob any more coffees with peppermint sprinkles. Thank you.
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