You say *moans slightly and continues to drool* I say "That's it I'm calling a professional at CPR" *go gets Jacob* "Jakie sweetie give her CPR!!! She has to leave!!!" *Jacob gives her CPR"
“Fear is the path to the dark side. Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering.”
You say that I say *wakes up to see Jacob giving CPR and screams* Get away from me you stalker! I gave you to Wookie how would see feel about this???!?!?
I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant. - Robert McCloskey
Teacher: What do we, in the U.S enjoy from places like Mexico? Student: Wait, legally?
You say we have a good story to tell, I think how much you guys make me laugh (:
Four kinds of people I hate most in life. 1. People who use a preposition to end a sentence with. 2. People who can't count. 3. People who think it's 'clever' to quote ironic phrases.
You say you made "Hey, I made a rhyme" I say I do that all the time
Four kinds of people I hate most in life. 1. People who use a preposition to end a sentence with. 2. People who can't count. 3. People who think it's 'clever' to quote ironic phrases.
You say I do that all the time I say "This was fun." *gets magazine and starts flicking threw it* "Will you look at that!!! Zac Efron looks hot their..."
“Fear is the path to the dark side. Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering.”