I say 'pickle' you think 'pie'

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You say War of the Worlds I think Aliens (like the movies with Sigourney Weaver).
There are two kinds of folks who sit around thinking about how to kill people:
psychopaths and mystery writers.

I'm the kind that pays better.
~Rick Castle




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You say aliens, I think; "You will be assimilated."
Just another quack spouting psychobabble.

"If I win, I'm a prodigy. If I lose, then I'm mad. That's the way history is written."




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You say "You will be assimilated." I say well that doesn't sound fun!
I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant. - Robert McCloskey

Teacher: What do we, in the U.S enjoy from places like Mexico?
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You say 'well that doesn't sound fun' i say Maths exam
Four kinds of people I hate most in life.
1. People who use a preposition to end a sentence with.
2. People who can't count.
3. People who think it's 'clever' to quote ironic phrases.




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You say Math exam I say *begins to hyperventilate*
I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant. - Robert McCloskey

Teacher: What do we, in the U.S enjoy from places like Mexico?
Student: Wait, legally?

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You say *begins to hyperventilate* I think bronw bag!
Four kinds of people I hate most in life.
1. People who use a preposition to end a sentence with.
2. People who can't count.
3. People who think it's 'clever' to quote ironic phrases.




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You say brown bad I say *grabs and breathes into it*
I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant. - Robert McCloskey

Teacher: What do we, in the U.S enjoy from places like Mexico?
Student: Wait, legally?

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You say *grabs and breathes into it* I say "Breath Irish!!! Breath!!! Don't give up!!! Don't walk into the light!!!!!!!!
“Fear is the path to the dark side. Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering.”




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You say "Breath Irish!!! Breath!!! Don't give up!!! Don't walk into the light!!!!!!!! I say *gasps for air and then faints*
I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant. - Robert McCloskey

Teacher: What do we, in the U.S enjoy from places like Mexico?
Student: Wait, legally?

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You say *gasps for air and then faints* I say "I need to use my CPR skillz don't I?"
Just another quack spouting psychobabble.

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You say "I need to use my CPR skillz don't I?" I say *is still passed out on floor cept is also drooling*
I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant. - Robert McCloskey

Teacher: What do we, in the U.S enjoy from places like Mexico?
Student: Wait, legally?

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You say *is still passed out on floor cept is also drooling* I say MOP!
Four kinds of people I hate most in life.
1. People who use a preposition to end a sentence with.
2. People who can't count.
3. People who think it's 'clever' to quote ironic phrases.




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You say MOP! I say "Yeah you go get one. No Irish no!!!! Live live!!! *gets her favorite 3 doors down* You give her CPR NOW!!!!!!"
“Fear is the path to the dark side. Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering.”




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You say what you just said, I say; *does CPR*
Just another quack spouting psychobabble.

"If I win, I'm a prodigy. If I lose, then I'm mad. That's the way history is written."




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You say *does CPR* I say "Irish?!?!?! Iris can you hear me?!?!?!?! Noooooo!!!! I think we lost her!!!!"
“Fear is the path to the dark side. Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering.”



The day, which was one of the first of spring, cheered even me by the loveliness of its sunshine and the balminess of the air. I felt emotions of gentleness and pleasure, that had long appeared dead, revive within me. Half surprised by the novelty of these sensations, I allowed myself to be borne away by them, and forgetting my solitude and deformity, dared to be happy.
— Mary Shelley, Frankenstein