I say 'pickle' you think 'pie'

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You say that I say "What is it about anyway?"
I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant. - Robert McCloskey

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You say "What is it about anyway?" I say "Cheerleaders fighting against other cheerleaders."
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You say "Cheerleaders fighting against cheerleaders" I say "sounds thrilling :lol: "
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You say that and I immediately start doing the Thriller.
Is he dancing with a little boy in spandex?!

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You do the Thriller and I say "Ahh! Michael Jackson! Run for you lives children!"
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You say "Ahh! Michael Jackson! Run for you lives children!", I think "dead".
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You say "dead" I think "zombies!"
There are two kinds of folks who sit around thinking about how to kill people:
psychopaths and mystery writers.

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You say zombies I think green.
Just another quack spouting psychobabble.

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You say green I think trees
I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant. - Robert McCloskey

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you think trees, I say "Panda-eating tree nymphs!"
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You say "Panda eating tree nymphs" I say "NO! Save the Pandas!"
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ahaha! You say that and I think of cute little tarapanda's nomming on bamboo all cute like. ^-^
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You say that I think Awwww!
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You say awwwww I think kittens! ^^
~ Patricia Tina :smt006

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Spoiler
I lost the game.

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You say kittens I say fur
I shall but love thee better after death.
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The moral of Snow White is never eat apples.
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