What you would love to say to reviewers but can't...

We had one for what reviewers would like to say to the writers, but can't, so why not this one?


"You loved it but didn't understand it. Um... is that a compliment?"

"oMgZ! I loved it too! No... really."

"Well, you said you hated it, but considering the very loose definition of hate..."

I hate you.

Aww, thanks, that's sweet. ...So how about something I can actually use?

Did you actually READ it?

"At least I'm not as bad as you..."

"If my grammar is incorrect, I willfully did it that way!"

"Wait... did you just say bad was a bad word to describe bad? Wow..."

For the last one, someone actually said bad was a bad word to describe [bad]. XD It was interesting.

I may have to critique your critique.

Correct me if I'm wrong, but "u did gud but u need punctuation in x y and z place and u spelled overcompensate wrong but over all it was super" ISN'T a review.

READ PLAITH, THEN CRITIQUE

uhm...NO

Let's see here. I'm nearly 20, you're 13. You didn't like my style because it's...immature?

You don't get it? Bummer. I'm not explaining it.

It must be hard to feel that way.

*on a side note, I want to delete any and all reviews 100 words or less*

"wow you suck, go cut yourself"

Heres one taken from the Art Section
In the post "worst artist around"

AH! Why is everyone saying that they are the worst artists?! You guys aren't the worst...I'm Spartacus! Whoops, sorry. *Cough*. You guys aren't the worst, I am!

multiply that for like 20 posts. Yeah. Its pretty generic.
Such as "I love it", what the hell does that do?

None of us really know art though...so it's tough to give advice on stuff you don't know about.

'Please read all of it next time, not the Cliffs Notes.'

[Seriously...someone called Luke 'lick' one time...*shudder*

How can you "love it" if you don't "get" it?

I'd like to raise a pompom up your a**, but there's a bug up it already. (That's for one person in particular. Hi there. Remember me?)

If you can't tell me how or why, don't tell me if you like it.

Don't chat with your buddies in my thread. Talk to me.

I know this is an old thread, but I cant help it, I'm having to bite my tongue to keep from replying to reviews, so...VENTING! LOL.


Gee, thanks for your review, but just because YOU dont understand it doesnt make it a load of crap, you know.

Please refrain from telling me what I was *trying* to do here. For all your amazing intellectual powers, you arent inside my head!

If I want to be patronized, I'll say so.

If I expressed the idea in a new way, how is that a cliche?

Yeah, and you're Picasso.

Why do I get the feeling you had to look that word up in a dictionary?

You call that a review? I never thought I'd have to critique a review.

To whom it may concern= you spelled 2, not too.


u, r, 2, and teh are not words. nor are z 1-9 and any combination of punctuation marks acceptable replacements for pre existing letters.


If you didn't like it, then YOU go write it!

Hey, I'm building an idiot, do you mind if I borrow your brain?

Pardon me, but I asked for USEFUL commments.

"Wow, you think I'm great? What is wrong with you?!"

"With comments like that, why even ask?"

IT'S A JOKE!