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backgroundbob
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Fri Dec 02, 2005 12:52 am
backgroundbob says... · Fri Dec 02, 2005 12:52 am
"I'd say you're worthless, but science will no doubt find a use for you brain."

"OMFG!!!1one - go r00x00r your s00x00rs somewhere else. lolz."

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Fri Dec 02, 2005 9:34 pm
Nymph says... · Fri Dec 02, 2005 9:34 pm
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Fri Dec 02, 2005 9:36 pm
Emma says... · Fri Dec 02, 2005 9:36 pm
"Learn to spell and then I MIGHT read what you have to say."
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Fri Dec 02, 2005 9:52 pm
QiGuaiGongFu says... · Fri Dec 02, 2005 9:52 pm
Dude- and is a conjunction, you can't use it to start a sentence.
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Sat Dec 03, 2005 12:50 am
Jennafina says... · Sat Dec 03, 2005 12:50 am
There are tons of things I would love to say but can't because they're unhelpfull, and hyper. Like:


AAHHHH! I LOVE IT I LOVE IT I LOVE IT I'VE WALPAPERED MY ROOM IN YOUR POEM! AAAAAH!!!


Hehheh. Yep.
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Kay Kay
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Sat Dec 03, 2005 2:04 am
Kay Kay says... · Sat Dec 03, 2005 2:04 am
You call that a critique? I could have critted myself better than that.

You liked it huh? So then explain to me why you're trying to change it.

You're characters talk smarter than they should. My characters live in the 18th century for crying out loud. Of course they are going to talk smarter than we would.
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Sat Dec 03, 2005 6:23 pm
QiGuaiGongFu says... · Sat Dec 03, 2005 6:23 pm
Your continued existance is a slap in the face to any of Darwains theories.
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Sat Dec 03, 2005 6:33 pm
forest_ofthe_nightingale says... · Sat Dec 03, 2005 6:33 pm
You liked it!?! I hate it. I wanted critique... see that little message at the bottom... oh wait. You never read it, so how would you know what I wrote at the bottom?
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Sat Dec 03, 2005 6:59 pm
Elizabeth says... · Sat Dec 03, 2005 6:59 pm
F*CK YOU AND YOUR TASTE!!!
You're society's troublesome ass and you don't deserve to be able to say what's good or not!

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Sat Dec 03, 2005 6:59 pm
Galatea says... · Sat Dec 03, 2005 6:59 pm
You JUST DON'T GET IT.
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Sun Dec 04, 2005 12:36 am
backgroundbob says... · Sun Dec 04, 2005 12:36 am
I'm not arrogant, I'm just better than you'll ever be.
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Mon Dec 05, 2005 11:50 am
thegirlwhofateloves says... · Mon Dec 05, 2005 11:50 am
Ummm....you didn't get it. Did you.

Oh it's not not to your taste, REALLY? Well that doesn't make it wrong!!!!!

Did your imagination go walkabout somewhere???

PROOF READ!!! PROOF READ!!!!

Oh, go f*** yourself.

Quite frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn.

.......yes I am awesome.

To the nice critiques that make sense....I love you..... :roll:

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Mon Dec 05, 2005 12:13 pm
Nis says... · Mon Dec 05, 2005 12:13 pm
How dare you say I copied your idea!

Please for God's sake do not compare me to THAT author! I hate her!

I'm not changing a whole paragraph because you don't like it.

If you don't like my work don't read it. Sheesh.
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thegirlwhofateloves
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Mon Dec 05, 2005 1:24 pm
thegirlwhofateloves says... · Mon Dec 05, 2005 1:24 pm
Oh and....
No, I did NOT take my inspiration for that poem from Eminem....it sounds NOTHING LIKE his work....thank you very much.
*loser*
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