Shakespeare Insults

Okay, well my English teacher does something fun with us everyday and I decided to bring you in on it.

The of the game is to use atleast one word from each column to insult the person above you. So here's the list:


Column 1
artless
bawdy
beslubbering
bootless
churlish
cockered
clouted
craven
currish
dankish
dissembling
droning
errant
fawing
fobbing
loggerheaded
lumpish
puking
puny
rougish
spleeny
unmuzzled
vain
warped
yeasty

Column 2
baseless
bat-fowling
beef-witted
boil-brained
common-kissing
dizzy-eyed
doghearted
earth-vexing
fat-kidneyed
fen-sucked
flap-mouthed
fool-born
half-faced
hasty-witted
ill-breeding
knotty-pated
milk-livered
onion-eyed
plume-plucked
rump-fed
swag-bellied
tickled-brained
toad-spotted
chin-snouted

Column 3
apple-john
baggage
barnacle
bladder
boar-pig
bugbear
canker-blossom
clack-dish
clotpole
coxcomb
death-token
dewberry
flap-dragon
flax-wrench
flirt-gill
foot-licker
giglet
harpy
norn-beast
hugger-mugger
jolthead
maggot-pie
nut-hook
pignut

(I hate the format on this thing!!!)
Have fun!!
Okay, remember though, you have no idea what you are saying.

(I personally like the ending hugger-mugger.)

You are just a puny, milk-livered, giglet person.
xD
It's odd but funny at the same time.

^Beslubbering swag-bellied canker-blossom!

You're a dankish,beef-witted, hugger-mugger.

Thanks for participating guys!

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ugh i had this whole thing typed up then i messed it up. I'm no good with computers. i have no clue what I'm doing i just really like to read and write. and I'm no good at this insult Shakespeare game lol my vocab. is too big. that's what you get from reading all the time. lol. sorry about the capitalization, i could lie and say it's my creative writing style but the truth is i hate typing and i'm lazy. lol.

We had a competition in our English, to see who had the best insults, a little face off of sorts. I, of course, lost these for I hand a huge smirk on my face the entire time, and don't enjoy speaking to the people in my class anyway.

I used saucy commmon-kissing harlot.

With this list.. hmmmm.. I'm going to have to go with 'unmuzzled beefwitted bugbear'.

Oooo dis.

Funfunfun.

*Thanks for posting! And Nate that is soo cool!*

I no one else going to play? Not up to the challenge? Yeah that's right you puny,rump-fed, foot-licker!

Teddybear22 wrote:Okay, well my English teacher does something fun with us everyday and I decided to bring you in on it.


(I personally like the ending hugger-mugger.)

HEY WHAT ARE YOU DOING TAKING OVER MY TOPIC YOU ARTLESS, BEEF-WITTED HUGGER-MUGGER!!!!!!!!??????!!!!!!!!




























Thats really...super....awesome....

Common people insult away!!!

I take my inspiration* from the Shakespeare Insult Generator. ^^
Thou art nothing but an unmuzzled applejohn, fool-born and hasty-witted; a rump-fed barnacle; ill-bred and warped 'til thou became a fawing harpy.
(Oooh, burn. xD)

WOW! Now THAT is an insult.

YOU PUKING BAT-FOWLING FOOT-LICKER...... sorry about the all caps....... it was on from before and i didnt realize until i typed it but im too lazy to go and redo it...... although it would have taken less time then it did to type this....... but by then i would have forgotten my insult..... hum