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Shakespeare Insults

Theodorable · 2009-05-07T15:51:20Z

Okay, well my English teacher does something fun with us everyday and I decided to bring you in on it. The of the game is to use atleast one word from each column to insult the person above you. So here's the list: Column 1 artless bawdy beslubbering bootless churlish cockered clouted craven currish dankish dissembling droning errant fawing fobbing loggerheaded lumpish puking puny rougish spleeny unmuzzled vain warped yeasty Column 2 baseless bat-fowling beef-witted boil-brained common-kissing dizzy-eyed doghearted earth-vexing fat-kidneyed fen-sucked flap-mouthed fool-born half-faced hasty-witted ill-breeding knotty-pated milk-livered onion-eyed plume-plucked rump-fed swag-bellied tickled-brained toad-spotted chin-snouted Column 3 apple-john baggage barnacle bladder boar-pig bugbear canker-blossom clack-dish clotpole coxcomb death-token dewberry flap-dragon flax-wrench flirt-gill foot-licker giglet harpy norn-beast hugger-mugger jolthead maggot-pie nut-hook pignut (I hate the format on this thing!!!) Have fun!! Okay, remember though, you have no idea what you are saying. (I personally like the ending hugger-mugger.)