What Reviewers Wish They Could Say, but Don't.

...and there went five minutes of my life that I really want back.

Well, all things considered, I think they did a pretty good job with this. After all, what can we expect from a first time writer who's only six? .... Oh you wrote it. You're seventeen, right? Wow. I'm sorry.

I stopped after the third sentence when you spelled the contraction "you are" as "your." Please try again.

"I'm sorry I couldn't finish your review, but due to something called "Chronic Reading Antagonized Suicide Complex, my doctor doesn't want me to read the rest of your story. On that note, I can't afford to replace the keyboard I destroyed trying to kill myself after reading the first sentence.

Good Luck!"

"OMG, UR STORY ROX MY SOX!
...
Yeah right, don't tell me you believed that?"

"Are you kidding me?"

"Is this a cruel joke?"

"That's crap with a capital K."

*laughs* Very nice, Sam, very noice.

"Hola, me llamo Griffinkeeper. Necesita escribe en ingles, porque esto cita de web es todo en ingles. Cuando escribe en ingles, estaro leer su cuento. Adios."

(Translation: "Hello, my name is Griffinkeeper. You need to write in English, because the website is completely in English. When you write in English, I will read your story. Bye.")

Hee hee. I like. I should try it in Latin. "Nomen meum Areida est. In English non scribes."

Heck I give up. LOL...

You suck at life. Go play in traffic.

Due to prolonged stress and multiple suicide attempts, I am urged by my doctor to never read your writing again.

"Ill approve... just let me get my paper shredder..."

"I never knew how stupid a story could be until I read yours."

"Your plot development moves so slowly that it is outstripped by a growing blade of grass."

"Have you heard of a thing called grammar?"

Oh god! What is that SMELL? Oh its coming from your story! Its crap!

It's no wonder you have suicidal tendancies -- if I reread this, I would have them too.


HAHAHAHA! THE MAIN CHARACTER DIED....... oops, sorry about that.


Watch me talk in first person! Now watch Snoink talk in third person! I'm in first... no, Snoink is in third person!


My glasses must be getting worse. I can't believe I just read that correctly.


Hmmm... historical fiction with aliens? A creative idea...


MY EYES! MY EYES! I'M GOING BLIND! AH ICAN BARELY YOP NWO..............


Well, it was like DOT DOT DOT


Fragments. Are. Annoying.


you're making this a run on sentence where are the periods and i don't see any capitalization and this is sort of getting annoying and then the sword sliced through her head


You're the author of Real Ultimate Power, aren't you?


In response to stories or poems filled with cussing:

^%*$^&$&*^%&#%^&^%U %#&(&*#$#$^*^% &&*^%&%()))%*^ @#$$^&((#$@%%^&*&))_JHG_. I hope that helped! ^_^

Snoink wrote:You're the author of Real Ultimate Power, aren't you?

1. Ninjas are mammals
2. Ninjas fight ALL THE TIME
3. The purpose of Ninjas is to flip out and kill people.

....And people would be like "HOLY CRAP!"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

LOL!

And we can't forget this comment:

"Wow! You're story reminds me of this story! And this story! And this story! And--"

"This reminds me of a story line from hell."
(Ive actually said that to a writer once, the story was crap, believe me)

On stories that make no sense at all:

"Well, that thing when 'woahhhh' and then they went 'woahhh!' and then she went 'whoooooaahhh!!!!!' and then I went...'oh'..."