Ohhhhhhhhhhhh *singer of the night*
How lovely your hair looks tonight,
And how looks that way
night and day
Oh *singer of the night* you make me say yay
*singer of the night* you're my best buddy
you are awesome even if you are muddy
and *singer of the the night* I have something to ask
would giving me the points be such a hard task?
Like my poem?
I'm not a poet, I sorta just made it up on the spot
Ok but I don't know how your hair look like but it probably looks awesome
(or the muddy thing)
Formerly known as Vivacious.
Full of Cliches:a challenge to see who can write a piece with the most cliches.
I be nice, uh like sorta nice.
Singer: Really?
Kakali: Yes.
Singer: You promise?
Kakali: Yes, I promise to be super-oober nice and to cherish you and give you chocolate anytime you want!
I can't be nice as everyone else.
And I AM NOT writing a song.
I'll give you Duct-tape. and a sad puppy.
No one can resist a sad puppy.
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REVIEWS! IF You Need Them, PM me! * You Can make it all go away The pain the suffering The Hurt You Put her through Let you won't; You can't So for every love She knows Another stich she sews
No one can resist the power of ... *drum roll, please*
A spatula, you say? Well, look carefully. It truly has more than one use than a lame puppy that pees in your shoes, chews those prize sneakers you've just bought with your last paycheck, and requires more attention than your goldfish.
Firstly, besides the wonderful display of the burger flipping over a fire, it can be used as the following. Please, all, take accurate notes. There will be a quiz Monday, 4:00 PM, sharp!
*Note that the "flippy end" is great replacement for the need of a fly swatter. Can be also used as a defense mechanism when your little bro won't don't screeching in your eardrum, while you're trying to smooch your boy/girlfriend. How much you abuse the power is totally up to you.
*Notice there are three distinct slots. What an outstanding cat scoop! Can I hear a, "Yay?"
*Prefect for a sling shot.
*Makes use for a poor man's hoe in the garden.
*Decent enough back scratcher. Make sure to angle the the flippy end 90 degrees for exceptional preformance.
*Fun to throw it randomly around the house on those dreary days. Caution should be exercised around those breakable thingies.
*No, I am sorry, but it does not work well as a tongue scratcher. Weirdo.
There you have it folks. With my pleasure, I present my gift to Singer for approval.
Perhaps you can resist a sad puppy, but can you resist
Marshmallow bazooka? It shoots marshmallows. Very fun. Very entertaining.
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Yes, except those speciality marshmellow bazookas cost a fortune! They are new on the market after all.
Besides, even if she did purchase one, everyone knows marshmellows are high in fat. Who would want to shoot puffy sugar into their mouth all day and gain weight in the proccess?
*Singerofthenight*I have been here a year. I know my way around and am an exceptional writer, even though I am only eleven. I will gladly give you three reviews *not romance or horror though.* However you wish to use these will be at you risk.. er...leisure.
-Climber
Your monthly Bible quote: "Faithful are the wounds of a friend; but the kisses of an enemy are decietful." Proverbs 27:6
I'm still thinking.....though ya'll are incredibly funny......plua im tryign to save up....500 Points for the winner! Contest is still open for those who want to win.....
There is only one success: to be able to spend your life in your own way, and not to give others absurd maddening claims upon it. — Christopher Darlington Morley
